i just copt new shoes fo my ride

i just got new tires for my car

i just copt new shoes fo my ride by angel September 25, 2003

rhino ride

A rhino ride is a sexual act in which one straps a dildo to his/her head (simulating a rhinoceros nose) and inserts it into the vagina of a woman, and fucks her.

Dude, did you give her a rhino ride last night?
Yeah she rode my forehead all night long.

rhino ride by Master of Amsterdam April 24, 2010

meat ride season 

Generally a certain someone kisses as much ass as they can to try and “get in” a special group of people.

John: “I heard Freddie was kissing up with the Big guys, it’s meat ride season.”

meat ride season by Yaboinekkerass February 12, 2018

the dick your mother used to ride 

(n.) An ex-boyfriend of your mothers trying to bum his poor-ass into your house by claiming to be your father.

"I'm the dick yo mama used to ride!" Said the bum

the dick your mother used to ride by Kung-Fu Jesus May 7, 2004

A Ride for a Ride 

Allowing a female hitch-hiker to tag along in exchange for consensual intercourse.

The greatest kick in trucking apart from knocking down a biker is swinging up a roundabout and picking up a hiker. You're chatting up that piece of skirt who's sitting by your side and then pop that crucial question: A RIDE FOR A RIDE?

A Ride for a Ride by casdebom April 22, 2011

Mr Toad's Wild Ride 

Sexual intercourse

I finally took Mr Toad's Wild Ride with my girlfriend this past weekend.

Mr Toad's Wild Ride by Justin Bailey September 20, 2003

century ride 

Biking 100 miles in one day. Immediately makes one insufferable, because one then works it in to every conversation. It's a little tough but by no means impossible for most to do.

I'm gonna kill Paul if he tells us one more time about his century ride

century ride by connecticutdoc September 19, 2009