Teletubby in a mosh pit

Garrett

Everything was going great at the coffee pot until Teletubby in a mosh pit showed up.

by ThatA-DepartmentDude April 07, 2020

Teletubby in a mosh pit

A colorful person with poor motor skills.

Everything was going fine until Garrett shoes up to the coffee pot like a Teletubby in a mosh pit.

by ThatA-DepartmentDude April 07, 2020

The mud pit

When you trying to do anal with a girl and around the butthole there is still feces.

"Nah man, she trying to pull me in the mud pit."

by The sex prophet September 29, 2016

turkey pits

Play on the phrase 'Perky Tits'.

That babe has some turkey pits!

by Botulism November 11, 2017

Maple Valley Pit Stop

Having sex in a dilapidated RV in Maple Valley, WA while six pit bulls pee on you and a seventh poops on you.

Those hobos are taking a Maple Valley Pit Stop!
This place smells as bad as a Maple Valley Pit Stop!

by Snappercarr March 04, 2024

pit fever

that feeling you get the day after a moshpit where you feel like you have the worst fever of your life and your bones feel like theyre ready to snap

person a: hey man, lets go hit another concert tonight!!
person b: sorry man can't make it, i got pit fever right now. i think i went too hard the last concert.
person a: whatever old boy, more fun for me then! see ya around!

by czplo May 14, 2025

Pit Diving

The act of putting your face in the hairy armpit of a hot muscular guy (preferably with a slight musky odor) in order to lick and smell for sexual arousal

That guy is so hot I would love to go pit diving on him.

by alp2713 December 16, 2017