Peter Port

The little flap or slit on the front of
boxers or briefs

"I need some new underwear"
"Why?"
"The Peter Port is all fucked-up."

by scrappington2 September 13, 2014

peter duster

An appallingly thick, porn style mustache, usually groomed from the depths of hell that usually rests above the lips of cops, pedophiles, gays, or cops. Can be used simply as duster, in reference to dusting another mans penis as it is inserted in the duster's mouth.

Damn Barry, did you see Todd's Peter Duster, I bet he tickles plenty of cock with that hairy beast of a mustache.

by Boombox Branson October 4, 2014

Peter Pan

Verb - When someone jumps out of a high window with no regard for safety.

This guy today in Crown Heights did a Peter Pan out of a 20 story window splattering himself all over the street.

by NJPRNVA November 1, 2014

head peter

The act of placing one's chin on the top of another person's head and working the jaw in a rhythmic, snapping motion to cause a painful, repeated, clunk on the target's cranium. Often performed between rival siblings.

My stupid sister caught me masturbating in my Mom's thong again so I put her in a full nelson and gave her some serious head peter. That'll teach her.

by tjag November 7, 2014

peter ingarfield

An extremely unique fellow who looks like golem and has lost all of his eyebrows. He is a large fan of the knowlesy time as well .

Omg that guy looks like a peter ingarfield

by urban dictionary 4242 May 23, 2015

Peter Griffin-it

Peter Griffin-it (v)

When you have to lift your low-hanging stomach fat to see your genitals, can be used for any gender. Word originates from Peter Griffin from the television show "Family Guy" having to do this act in order to see his genitials.

Wife: "Tom, do you have an erection?".
Husband: "Im not sure, lemme Peter Griffin-it.

by Arizona Concept August 8, 2016

Gotta Peter

It's an abbreviation for "Gotta Peter." It mean you have to leave or you're making up an excuse for not wanting to go somewhere.

Girl: U wanna come over?
Boy: I would, but you know...
Girl: Know what?
Boy: I gotta Peter

Girl: What does that mean?
Boy: It means I can't.
Girl: No it doesn't.
Boy: How do you know?
Girl: I just look it up in Urban Dictionary it mean you don't want to.
Girl: Hello?
Girl: HELLO?!

Mom: We're going to the grocery store.
Child: Gotta Peter

by Bruzzese August 12, 2016