by Jeff The Beast March 23, 2017
An extremely unique fellow who looks like golem and has lost all of his eyebrows. He is a large fan of the knowlesy time as well .
by urban dictionary 4242 May 22, 2015
an old erect male in his 80’s locked in a dungeon awaiting his escape so he can go back to sexually assaulting his rose bush
“ somebody let me out of this fucken rape dungeon so i can touch my beautiful bush again “ said peter parsnips #eskettit #niggers #touchme
by dirtity bitch November 18, 2017
Look a that zipperheads lil peter.
by Lil munts December 13, 2017
Peter Pokey is where you sneak off to the bathroom for a quick pokey bum but no one wants any of it so you give yourself a quick 2 finger poke in the rear to help you get over the rejection.
Person 1: naww since Dave came back from the lavvy he seems like he has the weight of the world on his shoulders.
Person 2: Yeah he said he went for some Lukey Pokey but no one wanted to join so he had to Peter Pokey himself and that is just sad.
Person 2: Yeah he said he went for some Lukey Pokey but no one wanted to join so he had to Peter Pokey himself and that is just sad.
by Theurbanwalker January 27, 2022
Acting arrogant. Peter Twirling is a more polite euphemism for dick wagging. Essentially a man acting as if his penis were so big he could swing it around like a pocketwatch on a chain.
Ed: Duck, man, here comes that arrogant asshole Bob.
Joe: Man, If I have to endure his peter-twirling bullshit today I'm gonna kick his ass!
Joe: Man, If I have to endure his peter-twirling bullshit today I'm gonna kick his ass!
by killersbytrade June 07, 2010
An appallingly thick, porn style mustache, usually groomed from the depths of hell that usually rests above the lips of cops, pedophiles, gays, or cops. Can be used simply as duster, in reference to dusting another mans penis as it is inserted in the duster's mouth.
Damn Barry, did you see Todd's Peter Duster, I bet he tickles plenty of cock with that hairy beast of a mustache.
by Boombox Branson October 04, 2014