death by panda

A phrase referring to the event of one engaging in violent intercourse with a Panda to the point of death.

my former friend James experienced a gruesome death by panda last week

by bonerlord69 June 28, 2012

Kung Fu Panda soundtrack

A term for any piece of Asian music

Person 1: "Hey dude what you listening to?"
Asian friend: "A piece of Asian music."
Person 1: "Oh that must be the Kung Fu Panda soundtrack then"

Kung Fu Panda soundtrack is a term for any piece of Asian music.

by MemeCrocodile2.0 September 28, 2019

padang

a slang used to denote a poor state.

this book is padang.
that is the padangest joke i have ever heard.

by rajeshfrall May 10, 2006

Panda

1)Eats shoots and leaves (from a bamboo tree)

2)Eats, shoots and leaves (from the joke)

3)Black and white Chinese animal

A panda goes into a restaurant and orders food. The panda eats the food, shoots the waitress, then leaves. the police finally caught him and ask, "Why did you do it?"

The panda says, "look me up in the dictionary"

by pwrpufranger July 15, 2010

Panda

The Female Reproductive System

keep your panda clean.

by pandas are terrible February 24, 2011

Panda

A cute chubby girl, one that is a bit more overweight than you would usually fuck, but she's kinda got an adorable quality that makes you say "yeah, I just might"

I was at the bar last night & this Panda hollered at me. I was about to just head home, but the way she was smiling at me with that extra cleavage & I just had to buy her a drink.

by TopR Holiday October 4, 2010

Panda

A slang term for genetal herpes. Looks cute and cuddly on the outside but the herpes is mean and vicious

I slept with thishot chick last week, but the bitch gave me the panda

by x_hunter_x March 2, 2011