pamped

basically, its just the same as merked but a bit more playful. merked owned

person1: "shoot that ball man"
person2:"k man chill"
person3:"cmon, bet yu cant score"
*person 2 kicks the ball and scores*
person1 to person3:"you just got pamped haha, :D"

by Matty da Jew March 16, 2009

Toilet paper test

When a man sticks his flaccid or erect penis into the inner cardboard ring of a roll of toilet paper to test his girth. If it goes in he fails. If it doesn’t enter he fails

Yo David have you done the toilet paper test?

by Trumpforprezzzzz June 18, 2019

eat my ass paper

Similar to saying "eat shit". You're asking the recipient to eat the paper with which you have wiped said shit from your ass.

Hey dude! You're an asshole. Eat my ass paper!

by ChrisD June 11, 2006

paper

Heroin. It is called paper because of the stamp bag it comes in.

"You need some hard?"
"Nah, you got paper?"
"How much you need?"
"Lemme get 4"
"All right. Wait there and don't talk to nobody else."

by Pissbird December 31, 2006

Paper Maché

The act of spraying your goo all over the paper bag covering an ugly chicks head during sexual relations. Once the jizz has softened the bags wrinkly texture, it is not uncommon to press the bag against the girls face until drying of the manglaze has commenced, thus creating a paper maché of that ugly bitch.

Harv: How did the sex with that butterface go last night?
Jon: That showty was hit, so instead of takin' the bag off her face I just paper maché'd her ass.

by Jon Griz March 1, 2008

papper

being a glaikit wee prick

''god,your mum is such a papper for getting hit by that lorry!''

by face sitter October 20, 2007

Paper

A term for someone who is reluctant to do as you tell them. The term can be used if the person is scared of doing something or if he has no excuse.

"Come on go talk to her, don't be such a paper."


"Come on let's go see that movie, don't be such a paper."

by dr.term February 1, 2009