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Grass Gnomes

A substitute for assholes to use around children who's parents are assholes
These damn grass gnomes blocking the road need to MOVE!
by Neb Ulysses September 9, 2022
mugGet the Grass Gnomesmug.

Grass

Grass is a type of plant with narrow leaves growing from the base. Their appearance as a common plant was in the mid-Cretaceous period. There are 12,000 species now.3

A common kind of grass is used to cover the ground in places such as lawns and parks. Grass is usually the color green. That is because they are wind-pollinated rather than insect-pollinated, so they do not have to attract insects. Green is the best colour for photosynthesis.

Grasslands such as savannah and prairie where grasses are dominant cover 40.5% of the land area of the Earth, except Greenland and Antarctica.4

Grasses are monocotyledon herbaceous plants. They include the "grass" of the family Poaceae, which are called grass by ordinary people. This family is also called the Gramineae, and includes some of the sedges (Cyperaceae) and the rushes (Juncaceae).5 These three families are not very closely related, though all of them belong to clades in the order Poales. They are similar adaptations to a similar life-style.

With about 780 genera and about 12,000 species,3 the Poaceae is the fifth-largest plant family. Only the Asteraceae, Orchidaceae, Fabaceae and Rubiaceae have more species.6

The true grasses include cereals, bamboo and the grasses of lawns (turf) and grassland. Uses for graminoids include food (as grain, shoots or rhizomes), drink (beer, whisky), pasture for livestock, thatch, paper, fuel, clothing, insulation, construction, sports turf, basket weaving and many others.
by skdhsj? August 7, 2023
mugGet the Grassmug.

Grass that will put you on your ass

A really strong stran of marijuana that will put you on your butt after 1 hit
Christian McClellan took too much off the grass that will put you on your ass.
by Cpuff the whiter June 2, 2019
mugGet the Grass that will put you on your assmug.

grass daddy

"I'm low on weed man I need to hit up my grass daddy!"
by 041815 February 16, 2017
mugGet the grass daddymug.

Grass Gnomes

A substitute for assholes to use around children who's parents are assholes
These damn grass gnomes blocking the road need to MOVE!
by Neb Ulysses September 9, 2022
mugGet the Grass Gnomesmug.

put out the grass

My teacher was forced to put out the grass.
by Deafin January 27, 2021
mugGet the put out the grassmug.

Grundle grass

The prime piece of real estate located between Scrotumberg and Anusville
My grundle grass if chock full of dingle berries.
by SpankyBawl September 23, 2021
mugGet the Grundle grassmug.

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