The Grass Ain’t Greener

When someone assumes that life will be better without a person however it clearly is not

(Ex relationship)
Guy: I’m so lonely I miss you

Girl: so the grass ain’t greener then (without me)

by E-lA September 06, 2023

grass grind

when you rub grass on your teeth without stopping so you stain your teeth green

dude what happened your teeth are green!!
yeah dude i felt like a nature boy i did a grass grind.

by yellow porpus October 23, 2018

doves in a grass field

this is a metaphor for angels showing up for a funeral after one passes away the doves are meant to symbolize angels coming down to lift you to heaven and or afterlife

look theirs doves in a grass field getting ready to take them to the afterlife

by Robert G. Heath November 09, 2023

grass sucker

A slang term for vegan or one who enjoys plants just a little too much.

Stop being such a grass sucker and let me guzzle this sausage in peace.

by Philyouup March 19, 2024

ghetto grass

Terrible cannabis grown in the ghetto. It's cheap, but anybody who smokes it has an IQ under 40

Dude, this tastes like rust! Why the F**K would you sell me ghetto grass!

by JihadiMama4u July 24, 2017

touching grass

something that gamer girls/ guys don't do

hey bro have you been touching grass HIM: no I've been gaming!

by touching grass March 27, 2023

touching grass

the equivalent of sex

Friend 1: hey man have you had any sex recently?
Friend 2: no, but i've been touching grass

Friend 1: LETS GOO!!

by 8k AliExpress recliner May 14, 2022