floor hickey

when you trip and days later it forms a round purple bump that hurts sometimes

ah damn it fuck my asshole i got a floor hickey it hurts so badly

by toilet struggler October 02, 2021

Partying on the third floor

Partying on the third floor is a reference to what happens at a party given by P diddy when he takes you up to the third floor. The third floor is where men are having sex with men

If you think a man is gay, "He's partying on the third floor"

by justinjustout April 29, 2024

The floor is not lava

It's kinda self explanatory

"Guys the floor is not lava. Like seriously..."

by OpaGramps May 23, 2024

Put the cheesecake on the floor

To put your cum bum on the pavement

How to put the cheesecake on the floor:
Bro: Ay bro before you put that cheesecake on the floor let me ice it
*ejaculates*
Y/n: Thanks bro, feelin' frosty

by Ches cake Muncher January 31, 2025

All Over The Floor

All over the floor basicly means the plans you have serious action. You are making money moves.

You know I always got that thugthissm all over the floor!

by Wickens Wicked Reptiles January 04, 2024

Floor Baby

An insult used to denote that someone is of such low character or low skill because their parents didn't care to conceive them in a bed, but instead conceived on a floor

That kid is so bad at the warzone, he is a literal floor baby.

You are such an idiot sometimes you fucking floor baby

by JPSnC February 23, 2021

"Dirt Floor" Court Room

Mainly Mexican Cartel's "American" term when being called out to give your side of what actually happened, face to face with, usually your live on the line. Other Organizations/Street Gangs etc. Anywhere that A'int calling the Police Use this term as well to handle inhouse issues.

Very Serious,rest assured there is nothing "legal" to be concerned with here. If you find yourself in the real "Dirt Floor" Court room the only policy is to be 100% truthful, and you still might not make it out. The hardest thing to do for some people is to own up to it. No matter what it is or how bad it is if you like/love anyone else or even if they like/love you, it can end up hurting them if your not 100% truthful.

Rule#0

Don't bring "Bull Shit" to the "NO BS" table, everyone knows that.

Anywhere, Anytime, where no attorney or judicial system can help you an impromptu area, Not in a court of law.

"I don't know why they're are all happy about "Statutes of limitation" getting them out of legal trouble, they still have the "Dirt Floor" Court Room to worry about"!!

by We the people Representing Mys October 05, 2022