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clit jam

a word describing any number of songs(usually pop) that either bash men, talk about how great women are, or talk about girl on girl action.( they are usually horrible songs to people with weiners, and all the rage to people with a clitoris)
-katy perry, " I kissed a girl and i liked it"
-lady gaga, " Poker face"
-Britney Spears, "womanizer"

Ben: Hey Adam, what is all that crap you have on your i-pod?

Adam: Oh just some Britney, Lady Gaga, Linkin Park, and Katey Perry shit.

Ben: What are you gay? Those are all clit jams bro
by dragonzombie October 15, 2009
mugGet the clit jammug.

FIA JAM

by JB49100 November 15, 2011
mugGet the FIA JAMmug.

Jamaican Jam

The sexuall process of two penis shoved up both nostril

Then the males urinate
Last night I got Jamaican Jam and pee got all over
mugGet the Jamaican Jammug.

hand jamming

The stroking of ones genitals using your hands; masturbating; flogging the dolphin; choking the chicken; jaggin off; sweeping the chimmney;
Hey man, what did you do last night? Oh, not too much.. Just stayed up all night hand jamming...
by Hand Jammer May 25, 2010
mugGet the hand jammingmug.

Toast & Jam

The best combination of people. It can also signify something bad or good. It can be dropped in the conversation much like snoogins.

The 'Jam' can be replaced with cheese or any other type of food.

One exception to this, Toast & Spooge! <-best combo!
Evil: You are Toast & Jam!
Ly: Hells yea I wanna be on her like Toast & Jam.

That boy is smelly like cheese & toast!
by Evil666 September 21, 2005
mugGet the Toast & Jammug.

clam jam

The female version of a cockblock; When a female blocks another female friend from scoring a cute boy, due to jealousy or anger.
(Jane was talking to a cute boy at a party when her friend Karen walks up)
Karen: "Okay Jane it's time to go, I have to go home and feed my cat."
Jane: "Aww Karen quit being such a clam jam!"
by FckAllYall October 18, 2010
mugGet the clam jammug.

Pearl Jam

a prophet w/ a kick-ass band behind him
by cmfw December 18, 2003
mugGet the Pearl Jammug.

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