Post Office

Adjective used to describe incredibly dumb or frustrating people similar to dealing with the USPS Post Office.

John tried explaining how smart he was and ended going post office on me, because he was so stupid it's frustrating.

by kelsiecole January 1, 2021

office siren

An aesthetic and fashion trend popularized by TikTok and Instagram in late 2023 and early 2024, taking inspiration by 1990's to 2000's corporate culture, luxury brands and being defined by items such as "Bayonetta glasses", pencil skirts, button ups, heels and female associated formalwear. The look is intended to look sleek, mysterious, sexy and nerdy. Occupations of the "office siren" include lawyer, librarian, receptionist and most popularly, a secretary.

The secretary was described as an office siren by their boss.

by gilbert mudflaps June 6, 2024

Whitty._.fnf._.offical

Whitty, from the game Friday Night Funkin The best tiktoker known to humanity. They’re perfect in every way also very attractive! They’re a somewhat RP account. Amazing person I tell you! They are also very VERY hot I tell you and could easily make me turn red

“Hey y’know Whitty._.fnf._.Offical?”

“Of course I do. They’re the best person to exist!”

by Senpai._.fnf._.Offical April 9, 2021

The Office of the Epiphany

The bathroom

After dropping the kids off in the reflecting pool in The office of the Epiphany I had a revelation

by BDHN January 28, 2021

Sorry officer

Is when a grown man capitulates in the face of peer pressure and confirms his status as a beta male/ soft cock.

Alan : you should apologise to that police officer to get out of that speeding fine
Troy: sorry officer!
Alan : what the fuck did you do that for you soft cock.

Troy : don’t tell anybody.

Alan : I’ve got your back.

On work site later that day. Alan : guess what this soft cock said.

by Captain Pepe December 19, 2023

oval office

Obama had sex with bush and obama burned it on fire and bush and obama and bush died. Tragically died on their desk.

The Oval Office is the formal working space of the President of the United States. Part of the Executive Office of the President of the United States, it is located in the West Wing of the White House, in Washington, D.C.

by JadenTheMoose May 17, 2022

satellite office

A discreet term for the bathroom.

Okay, talk to you later. I need to turn in some work at the satellite office.

by BeardedGhost September 28, 2022