OARN

"On a Related Note"

Cigarettes kill approximately 443,000 people each year. OARN, I've increased my daily smoking to two packs a day.

by KrazyPhukinFoo February 10, 2017

oats ma goats

TOTALLY BRUH

"This is so true"
"Oats ma goats"

by Ruehvqmw<3jrhrbwjwiheheb April 26, 2017

OAOA

Someone in an On Again Off Again relationship. This has become much more common in recent years.

Keenan was really missing his OAOA girlfriend, after they had broken up for the third time.

by BROC9 August 27, 2017

oaltta

Acronym for "Objects Are Larger Than They Appear"

When driving, and looking at your side mirror keep "OALTTA" in mind. You will avoid many accidents that way.

by JLTF#1G September 13, 2017

Oakley Express

An individual proceeds to perform two hand-jobs whilst receiving a penis in both the mouth and the ass

Hey did you hear that weird bloke from school gives out an Oakley Express every Tuesday behind Woolies

by MeMe___LoRd73 December 16, 2017

OatChild

A Jewish child born with one purpose: to spread oat power globally.
An OatChild serves it’s master in battle with it’s highly advanced ability to control or summon an army of oats.
OatChildren are more powerful in numbers as they can transfer OatJuice to one another and strengthen each other’s powers.

“Stay away! I have an army!” *Jewish child steps forward*
“Oh Shit! It’s an OatChild!”
“Not just one OatChild... DOZENS!”
*Army of Jewish OatChildren apparates out of thin air*

by HolyFatherOfAllOatChildren June 22, 2018

Oatmeal Raisin Depression

A mood swing triggered by the traumatic experience of mistaking oatmeal raisin cookies for chocolate chip.

My mom baked some chocolate chip cookies last weekend, I was so excited until I inspected them closely and realized they were full of mummified grapes! My Oatmeal Raisin Depression was so bad I didn't leave my room for the rest of the day.

by Kancolle Marine Sexpert March 6, 2018