Mud cunt

What you give a girl when you go back to having vaginal sex after having anal sex.

Friend: So what happpend next?

Me: I was smashing her back doors in then I flipper her over and gave her a mud cunt.

Friend: Niiiice!

by Davide Je m'Appelle October 14, 2012

mud butt

shit on your cheeks. diarrea oh you butt

mud butt from chappeles show

by name34 August 3, 2006

mud monkey

The experts who often deal with the flame retardant chemicals dropped from aircraft are sometimes known as "Mud Monkies". The reason for this name is that the flame retardant chemicals are often known by firefighters as "Mud".

its a noun

by Chewyfood January 14, 2004

mud flap

A thin tappered piece of skin that stops the flow of fecal matter to the chode.

by Sage McAilister July 26, 2003

Mud Fountain

When you're about to shit in your fuck buddies vagina, but you instead have diarrhea and spray all over her entire body, covering her in a cascade of warm, steamy scat.

Terry: Man I had a buttload of sushi last night, then I went home and gave my girlfriend a tremondous mud fountain.

David: Did you get it in her hair?

Terry: She looked like a bowl of warm melted chocolate ice cream.

David: Foul.

by Crack addicted retard whore December 9, 2008

Mud Baby

One whos lives and sleeps in the mud. Mud babies also feed of jenkem.

Look at that mud baby under the tree he clearly couldn't handle coachella.

by DJ Horse Massage June 13, 2011

Mud Baby Molester

A peron who has anal intercourse with someone else.

A male homosexual - someone who is likely to come into 'close' contact with a Mud Baby is therefore a Mud Baby Molester.

by Peter van Dyk March 5, 2008