Rice Patties on a Mountain

Used to demonstrate the level of work ethic and ingenuity needed to achieve a goal.

I’m going to farm your Dick, like “ Rice Patties on a Mountain.”

by Ottawa-bro August 11, 2022

Snow-topped mountain

First, get yourself some really dry skin on your head… like, really dandruff the fuck out of it. Don’t wash, or wash too much: whatever does it for you.

Next: find a female (sorry, this requires a female).

Next step: go down on her.
What you do down there really doesn’t matter. Go ahead and suck, lick, tease; bite if that’s her thing. What’s important is to ensure as much of that old, dead, flaky head skin ALL OVER her mound, thus transforming it into a snow-topped mountain.

Me: Karen, get this…

I didn’t drink for days and I didn’t wash my shampoo out for fucking weeks. I went down on this dirty bint the other day with my psoriasis scalp and fuck me, when I was done, she had the biggest snow-topped mountain I’ve ever made.

Karen: Nice. Nice.

by Wow bruh August 20, 2021

Rocky Mountain Dew

An alcoholic soda beverage, containing several cubes of ice, 5-6% Vodka, and the rest with good ol' Mountain Dew.

My friends and I wanted some soda with a little kick to it, so I made us some Rocky Mountain Dew.

by REhill92 June 5, 2013

Rocky Mountain Grind

Getting a blow job from a girl who is either still eating or just finished eating oreo's.

Tom - "why do you look so pleased with yourself?"
Cam- "Marcy just gave me a Rocky Mountain Grind, it was messy but I was in a hurry..."
Tom - "I prefer wagon wheels..."

by longtimereaderfirsttimecaller November 11, 2012

Smokey Mountain Man

Often used as a compliment for smoking hot men who are into hiking and the outdoors. They often have a beard and/or are growing one. They may have a dad bod or be super buff. These men are the best and if you can find yourself a smokey mountain man you are golden for the rest of your life.

My boyfriend is a smokey mountain man. He has no idea what it means.

by smokemountain12 December 13, 2022

Rocky Mountain Hairline

A chronic condition passed on to you by the failed beauticians at Great Clips, in which your hair has peaks and valleys very similar to those of the Rocky Mountains.

"Look at John's Rocky Mountain hairline; he must have went to Great Clips"

by Black_destroyer_33 November 29, 2016

cave mountain goat

A cave mountain goat, also known locally as “McDougal’s Pygmy Cave Goat” is found primarily in dry caves in Northeast Missouri. Ranging in size from 0.6-0.7, they are known for their carnivorous diet, shy but intelligent nature, and outstanding night vision. Very rare, they were placed on the federally listed endangered species list in 2015, with an estimate of only 2,300 remaining.

Watch out for the viscous cave mountain goat behind you!

by Northeast MO Wildlife Society September 25, 2019