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joseph morgan 

if Joseph Morgan was here right now I would fuck him so fuckin hard that he would never forget that it happened
oh my god it's joseph morgan I better get a condom and take my clothe off ASAP
joseph morgan by yesss daddyyyy January 3, 2022

Captain Morgan Spiced Bum 

When your partner wears a captain’s sailing hat and and sits on your face while you’re chewing Wrigley’s cinnamon gum.
Had some Captain Morgan Spiced Bum last night night

Mark Morgan 

An incredibly fabulous man who is the producing artistic director of Moorestown Theater Company! Commonly spotted in khaki shorts and his MTC attire!
God I love Mark Morgan!
Yeah! He’s my favorite director!
Mark Morgan by mtclover2003 July 7, 2022

Tanner N Morgan Day 

Every year on October 17th it’s the national holiday Tanner N Morgan Day. On this day you eat boo berry waffles and buy hoodies thats it
It’s Tanner N Morgan day i will now eat boo berry waffles and buy a hoodie

Daddy Joseph Morgan

Daddy Joseph Morgan is the most perfect human in the entire world. He has an 12 inch big dick and is super romantic. He has the perfect british accent and has the most beautiful smile.
‘’ Who is that guy with the 12 inch big dick?’’

“ Oh, thats just Daddy Joseph Morgan
Daddy Joseph Morgan by amywashertehe February 16, 2021

cow morgan 

A fat ugly person that dedicates their life to ruin children's lives by teaching german.
Oh shit cow morgans coming, ruin!
cow morgan by Cow morgan December 8, 2016