When a woman is giving you head pull out before ejaculation and blow your load in her eye. Then kick her in the shin. After completing those 2 tasks you have gave a women the pirate. Once you have managed to get her to hop around like a pirate, you must then push her down a flight of stairs.
After performing a mexican pirate on his g/f, jimmy had a hell of time trying to explain to the doctor why she had a bruised shin, a broken arm, and skeet on her face.
by imacracker February 5, 2009
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Mexican:Eyyy time for your mexican mudslide!!
Confused girl: is that a mixed drink?
Mexican while unbuckling thier pants: oh no my baby burrito.. This is far better.
Confused girl: is that a mixed drink?
Mexican while unbuckling thier pants: oh no my baby burrito.. This is far better.
by Moist genitals May 13, 2019
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by bkdeux September 10, 2009
Get the White Mexican mug.A Mexican Halloween is a sexual act. It occurs when a man is having sex with a woman from behind and upon ejaculation, he opens up a can of chili con carne he had hidden earlier, and throws the contents of the can onto the woman's back.
Note: The chili con carne can sometimes be replaced with salsa sauce.
Note: The chili con carne can sometimes be replaced with salsa sauce.
1: Why are you late?
2: I'm sorry, my boyfriend Mexican Halloweened me and I had to clean my back. Some even got on my bed.
2: I'm sorry, my boyfriend Mexican Halloweened me and I had to clean my back. Some even got on my bed.
by The Messy Mexican Avenger December 23, 2011
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I thought my high shcool Spanish courses would prepare me for ordering at Chipotle, but they all spoke ghetto Mexican!
by RoosterRooster November 6, 2010
Get the Ghetto Mexican mug.Person 1: I've got a bunch of contraband that needs to be stored. The thing is that I have no idea of where to store it.
Person 2: Well my wife has a Mexican pussy. It's so loose that you could store all of that shit without anybody noticing.
Person 1: Awesome sauce!
Person 2: Well my wife has a Mexican pussy. It's so loose that you could store all of that shit without anybody noticing.
Person 1: Awesome sauce!
by Steve September 16, 2008
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