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Max Geiger

The biggest douche-fag ever. He is one of the hosts on Deadliest Warrior, and he seems to go out of his way to make everyone hate him.
"What's the Deadliest Warrior guy's name?"

"Max Geiger, fucking fag..."
by Mr Lorax October 23, 2012
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A Max Fleming

This person is usually grossly over-weight and has more facial hair than Osama Bin Laden.

1. 75% of what this person usually says is bullshit. The other 25% is also bullshit.

2. This person will have a severe fetish for gingers: Male, female and animals.

3. Ebay is his facebook.

4. Commonly found in a shit hole surrounded by shit.

And that's it Bob's your uncle.
'My boyfriend has been a bit of 'A Max Fleming' recently; I'll probably chomp his cock off next time he tries to shove it in my mouth.'
by Precious12345678 September 29, 2011
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Max gollop

Max gollop is another termed used to define an absolute legend who cares more about drugs than his GCSE's, and gets bare fit malts and that does NOT include spotty arse hoes
Bro you such a max gollop
by You-fuckin-druggo69 June 24, 2016
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offensive to the max

Anything that is irritating or obviously annoying, and is offensive to fashionistas everywhere.
by shuanita December 8, 2004
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Max Byrne

A all out very awsome dude very and some and a nynfo who can get any girl ever. Max means Large Penis in Russian. He is somthing many women come to see a great man handsome and smart cool in all situations he dwells in the land of chicago suburbs and pimps many women along with is many homies orlando carlos abel jesse jordan erik micheal noah steven raul exc one great man you would love him if you ment his native american sexy love.
Oh I love Max Byrne he is so hot!
by Max Byrnes girlfriend October 22, 2012
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Max Evans

A character from WB/UPN's "Roswell". is the leader of the "Royal Four" aliens who has a healing power, which he used in the Pilot episode on his crush, the human Liz Parker. Dates human Liz Parker who affectionally calls him "Spaceboy". Hobbies include eating anything with Tabasco sauce on top, hanging out with Liz, biology & astronomy.

Has a New York duplicate named "Zan" (deceased)
You: "Hey, have you got the first season of "Roswell" ?"
Me: "Oh yes, I just loved that pilot episode where Max Evans used his alien powers healed Liz Parker! That is lurrvve!"
by Lisa Parnell December 30, 2007
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Max Willis

A rare mineral with high resistance to shear forces and straight-on impacts. Used in deep sea mining and as bait during big-game hunts.
See also booty
"I'll be lowering some Max Willis to the sea bed in preparation for the extraction of that aluminum thiosulfate."
by Dr. Unununium Kersplunkle February 23, 2008
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