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pretty hate machine 

my wife
i love my wife pretty hate machine by nine inch nails
pretty hate machine by HATMA989 January 2, 2023

Ten Pint Time Machine 

The Ten Pint Time Machine is an amazing yet little understood phenomenon which enables men in their later years in pubs to appear attractive to the younger ladies. In some cases, especially at weddings, it also enables them to dance like famous film stars which makes them look incredibly sexy and impressive to any of the younger ladies present, especially the bridesmaids. To achieve this remarkable effect all they need to do is merely drink at least ten pints of beer. Less if they are a lightweight.
Oh dear, old Dave was fully on board the Ten Pint Time Machine the other night at the pub. Trying to chat up that barmaid and impress her with his dancing until he got his feet tangled up and fell flat on his face!
Ten Pint Time Machine by Jollyer February 26, 2023

Building a washing machine 

Look over there! Those hooligans are building a washing machine

TOOWOOMBA TIME MACHINE 

Toowoomba Time Machine
The practise of using Meth Amphetamine to absolutely excess in a sleepy little town called Toowoomba, thus removing upto 20 years from your life.

West Virginia Fog Machine 

Farting through the airflow hole of a vape and someone hits the vape from the other side.
Mike: “hey man you want a hit of my nic?”
Sam: “Hell yeah man! I’m so fiending so bad I’d hit a West Virginia Fog Machine.”
West Virginia Fog Machine by slow_v4 September 1, 2023

Woo Woo machine 

Machine that goes 'woo woo' when it moves
You want me to drive the woo woo machine online?
Woo Woo machine by Shubbir October 9, 2023