mashyla

ugly, scary and she wants your dick

mashyla sucked my dick last night it was awsome but she bit the shit right off!!

by mashyla May 14, 2018

mashpee high school

best fucking school on the cape.

I wish our school was like Mashpee high school

by thingsmakesenseeventually May 7, 2017

mashed potatoes

an under-tanned or white person who does not do any type of regular physical exercise and therefore is out of shape. Mashed potatoes are soft, lumpy, squishy pale colored mush all over the body. Primarily fat in the stomach region, but can also be found in the legs or arms. Can appear in men or women and sometimes even in kids. NOT attractive or sexy. Beware of the mush!!!

Ew, that guy has mashed potatoes everywhere. I don't think I'd touch him with a ten foot pole.

by rachd19 November 16, 2010

mashram

family holiday where blades come together, celebrating the wonders of modern television and snacks.

- Eyy, len!! You wanna come chill by donken at kista mall tonite?
- Killen! It's mashram tonite! I'm celebrating it with my family.
- Gosh darn it! I totally forgot about that!

by Staübsaüger und Sohn March 8, 2004

Mashing the potato

Mashing the potato is when a girl vigorously thrusts a huge dildo inside of her vagina.

Damn girl, I'm so sore from mashing the potato last night!

by On-a-whole-other-level September 19, 2016

Mashturbate

The peroid of time when you're beating your flaccid dick

John Wilkes Booth: Did you get any last night?
Ryan Gosling: I wouldn't count it, I was too drunk to get throbbed so I decided to mashturbate.
John Wilkes Booth: Bro, me too.

by SpectaclesTesticles July 30, 2016

mashionalism

A mindset which conflates the the two common definitions of nationalism.

There are two definitions of nationalim in the Oxford English Dictionary. On the one hand there is the nasty kind of national exceptionalism prevelant in 1930's Europe. On the other hand there is the more benign kind, a simple desire for your country to be independent.

'mashionalists' see no distinction between the two. Either due of a simple lack of nuance in their thinking or as a wilful means of opposing a political movement they dislike using obfustication of language.

Also: Lack of distinction between 'ethnic' and 'civic' nationalism.

Mashionalism is a is often used to smear supporters of national independence as racist, bigoted or fascistic.

The man has a picture of George Orwell on his profile. He likes to misattribute Orwell quotes to the current political situations in Catalonia and Scotland. I suspect he has not read 'Homage to Catalonia' and is propogating a historical fallacy. I is ironic to use such mashionalism in regards to a man who was ever-aware of the power and nuance of words.

by pilzner July 16, 2016