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look jump rape

1. LOOK JUMP RAPE - the ultimate three step plan.

To studying like the stealthy ninja, then to leap in to the air like the mighty gazelle, then to go at them like a mother fucking angry bull at a gate.
"did you catch paul on that ledge the other night trying to win at life?" " oh the favela with the dual rangers?" " thats right he was looking!" "ah look jump rape"
by ERIC BLU November 8, 2012
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Looking Busy, Feeling Productive

What most incompetent, ineffective, or unethical workers do every day to remain on the payroll, or to avoid being fired.
Gullible bosses mistake busyness and long hours for productivity or good work ethics, because their staff are always looking busy, feeling productive all the time.
by MathPlus January 13, 2019
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Looking through the devil's spectacles

The exact opposite of viewing life through rose-colored glasses. Only seeing the bad in people and situations. Blinds the viewer to the truth.
Maybe she would see all the good this person has done in the community if she wasn't looking through the devil's spectacles.
by zapped70 March 7, 2021
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You look like a cabbage

A brilliant insult by Kim Taehyung. It makes no sense whatever and can lead someone to severe depression.
by 🅱️🏳️‍🌈😩 November 4, 2019
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you look funeral ready

You look funeral ready... cause I’m fucking deacesed.

Ie: good looking, hot, DAYUM
Me: Sarah you look funeral ready...
Sarah: WTF
Me: Cause I am fucking deceased 🤪🤪
by Lemoncheese January 6, 2019
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her skiis look tight

When I guy says that a certain girls skiis look right and points to her when she's not looking he's saying she looks hot
"Dude, her skiis look tight"
by anonymous January 26, 2021
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look it up on your phone

1. A phrase used in corporate, academic, or other situations when an inappropriate topic can not be discussed. Often said to someone who is not familiar with a vernacular term, phrase, meme or other part of pop culture which is considered NSFW that searching on one's work or school computer could result in reprimands from superiors, IT or HR

2. an alternate expression for "you don't want to know"
A)
John: "...so with the new restroomproduct launch aimed at luxury hotels and restaurants, Marketing suggests we re-name our X1457 Deluxe Swivel Golden Showerhead."
Marty: "....why do need to rename it?"
John: "......Marketing suggests "golden shower" not be included as part of our product line."
Marty: "....why not?"
John: ".....look it up on your phone."

B)

Sue: "What's all this bunga-bunga stuff I keep hearing the students talking about?"

Mary: "Look it up on your phone."
by Ind617 January 13, 2017
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