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Lobkov

A sneaky person that tries to steal your beer, women, and money to support his drug habit all at the same time.
That Andrey is definitely a Lobkov!
by Goose_11 June 14, 2011
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Lackobowliosis

The state of sober ness/ irritation experienced by methamphetamine addicts who are without any methamphetamine. This is the period of time after the stem is scraped/chased and the user realizes there is NO MORE Meth but prior to the onset of advanced stages of physical detox.
1. Swim has been an asshole since he ran out around lunchtime, and now his lackobowliosis is in full affect.

2. After being awake 96 hr straight sprint swim has ran out of shit and lackobowliosis has left him "doggy style" on all 4's under the table dripping sweat searching/picking for mishandled methamphetamine which he swears hit the floor.
by Dean bardledoo -- "the dean" August 21, 2012
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Lockdick

The inability to reach orgasm after a lengthy pound session. (Not to be confused with drunkdick)
My girlfriend and I pounded for hours last night. I just couldn't finish off. Worst case of lockdick I've experienced.
by Agrajag realz August 29, 2012
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Locker Dumpster

The act of shating in a friend's, boyfriend's, or girlfriend's locker during school hours.
Classmate: "I gave john the old locker dumpster today!"
Classmates friend: "NICE!!"
by Ethan51 December 20, 2012
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locked wrist

A person male or female that wears a lock or locked charm, upon the wrist, most typically their left. (In countries, such as, the USA ,and the UK, Ireland, Sweden, Italy, Slovenia, Turkey, Egypt, Jordan, Mexico, Australia, Canada, New Zealand, it is generally worn on the wrist of the left hand, in recognition of how one would wear a wedding ring on the ring finger of the left hand )

To symbolize and/or acknowledge the wearers heart or relationship status is not free either by choice or emotion (i.e heartbreak, loss of a loved, grieving the lose of a relationship, emotional distress etc). This practice is slightly similar and has roots to the usage of Irish Claddagh ring.

Alternates of the term: locked wrist

lock on wrist
locking the wrist
locked my wrist
Guy 1: Hey check out the hot girl at the bar, you should go talk to her.
Guy 2: Dude, see the locked wrist , she totally unavailable.

I dated bobby for a whole month and he cheated on my and broke my heart. Then a week later he tried to get back with me and I almost bought his bullshit. And mow to make sure that can never happen I locked my wrist , so i just need to see it and remember hes a total scumbag/

After my divorce, it just seemed natural to have a locked wrist, it was just to painful to think about moving on right now.

The months after we buried Ann, looking down to see my wedding band wasn't something that helped, a friend suggested , I consider removing it but that didn't feel quite right to be bare when my heart wasn't free. I had never heard of the concept of a locked wrist and of course was skeptical, but now I wear a stainless steel ID bracelet with an engraved lock on one side and Ann's name on the other, it helps me cope.
by Galafriel April 14, 2014
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locker dockers

/'Läker 'Däkers/ N.

The people who stand by and/or in front of your locker for no reason other than to be completely and utterly ridiculously annoying, thus making you wait and interrupting their conversations that are extremely important to even reach your locker.

Can also be applied to people who are pushing and shoving around your locker or not giving you any room to do anything whatsoever.
Teacher (4th period history for Mr. H.): "WHY ARE YOU L8?!?"

Robbie & I: "Sry m8 but them locker dockers were taking up the entire hallway."

Teacher: "Back in my day, I was... a locker docker. But after a long time in rehab, I quit and am now a better person."
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lockdown corner

A cornerback whom not receivers can bypass🤷🏾 ♂️
by Jeffery Johnson July 11, 2017
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