ouaibe's law
If in an argument you manage to quote Jean claude Vandamme while managing to make sense you automatically win the argument.
ouaibe's law by ouaibe December 26, 2004
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second law
a phrase commonly said after any sentence which, when taken out of context can mean something vulgar or dirty; can be used as a substitute for "that's what she said" when that phrase does not apply.
"person 1: (after going to restaurant) that pie had way too much cream on it but i ate in anyway.
person two: dude, second law."
person two: dude, second law."
second law by 256msg March 26, 2009
The Law of In-N-Out
Gal: I was at In-N-Out and there were less cars in my lane, but the other lane still went faster!
Guy: Yeah man...the world cannot go against the Law of In-N-Out
Guy: Yeah man...the world cannot go against the Law of In-N-Out
The Law of In-N-Out by Bearadomus April 14, 2010
Hobbit Law
Law that is introduced as a knee jerk reaction, usually to erode the rights at work of people at work.
the Employment Relations (Film Production Work) Amendment Bill introduced to the NZ parliament on October 28, 2010 is being called The Hobbit Law. It seeks to make all film industry workers contractors by default.
Hobbit Law by TALLYsmall October 28, 2010
pirate law
Humans live by a series of commonly accepted behaviours, norms, and laws. Someone who abides by pirate law, lives their life by their own set of rules which may or may not be accepted by the rest of society. Under this philosophy, one takes what they want without concern over consequences or compassion for others. To follow such a philosophy is to live and behave much like a pirate.
If a person steals from others - not because of need but out of want, they are living by pirate law.
If a person stops or interrupts traffic to cross the street - not because they are in a rush, but simply because they want to cross, they are living by pirate law.
If a person stops or interrupts traffic to cross the street - not because they are in a rush, but simply because they want to cross, they are living by pirate law.
pirate law by Keds January 26, 2014
Cannon Law
"Because" or "Because I said so" A law invoked when asked the question why, after reasons have already been explained or to altogether avoid a question. More commonly used in the business world as a freebie pass to ignore an annoying person's question. Once used by Chris Brown when questioned by media after his release from detainment in PG County, following an assault on a homosexual male. Other celebrities are also using this term. Origination unknown.
i.e. After explaining a long a long marketing scheme in full detail, Jim asks John(the presenter) a stupid or irrelevant question. John simply responds back " thank you for your question, at this time, I am invoking Cannon Law. Next question"
Cannon Law by dom32 February 2, 2014