(1) A person who acts like a complete irresponsible moron one night (such as getting blasted drunk, gambling away a couple mortgage payments, dancing half naked on a bar) and, the next morning, annoints himself as such.
Someone else cannot annoint a King, subject to a rare exception.
(2) An exception to the self-annointment rule occurs when someone is an absolute total douche bag, and calling him such simply won't suffice.
Someone else cannot annoint a King, subject to a rare exception.
(2) An exception to the self-annointment rule occurs when someone is an absolute total douche bag, and calling him such simply won't suffice.
(1) Q: So Mike, what did you do last night?
A: Oh, you didn't hear? I got hammered and spit food all over Mothers bakery. Then I went to the Casino, was up three thousand, but lost it all and another three thousand. I was King of the Douchebags.
(2) Kevin: Man, that guy with the sunglasses and diamond earrings is a total douche bag.
Mike: No, he's KING of the Douchebags.
A: Oh, you didn't hear? I got hammered and spit food all over Mothers bakery. Then I went to the Casino, was up three thousand, but lost it all and another three thousand. I was King of the Douchebags.
(2) Kevin: Man, that guy with the sunglasses and diamond earrings is a total douche bag.
Mike: No, he's KING of the Douchebags.
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In June of 2010, Gary Faulkner was detained in northern Pakistan as he attempted to cross the border into Afghanistan, armed with a pistol and a 40inch sword. He claimed to be on a mission to kill Osama Bin Laden.
As it turns out, Gary had posted on /b/ a few months earlier requesting advice on hunting down Osama. This resulted in /b/ going bat-shit insane over the fact that one of their kind went after Osama and thus crowned him king of /b/.
He know reigns along side Boxxy, King and Queen of the anus of the internet that is /b/.
As it turns out, Gary had posted on /b/ a few months earlier requesting advice on hunting down Osama. This resulted in /b/ going bat-shit insane over the fact that one of their kind went after Osama and thus crowned him king of /b/.
He know reigns along side Boxxy, King and Queen of the anus of the internet that is /b/.
Person 1: "Did you hear about Gary Faulkner? that /b/tard tried to hunt down Osama! wtf?!"
Person 2: "STFU, Long live King of /b/!"
Person 2: "STFU, Long live King of /b/!"
by btard++ June 21, 2010
Get the King of /b/ mug.Avenue King Crip Gang (A.K.C. 1-11-3 One Eleven Trey Gang)4-point Crip set, originated in Lynn, MA in the Mid-Late 1990's. One of the largest and most feared crip gangs in the Boston area. Suspected of having 200-300 active members in several communities. Numerous AKC members are serving state and federal prison sentances for violent crimes including murder. Several slayings of rival Blood gang members have been attributed to the Avenue King Crips. The gang is believed to be heavily involved in drug and gun trafficing.
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Her Discography so far is : Everybody Loves You (2003), Legs to Make Us Longer (2004), and Until We Felt Red (2006).
Her Discography so far is : Everybody Loves You (2003), Legs to Make Us Longer (2004), and Until We Felt Red (2006).
by Awesome McBadAss September 8, 2008
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King Dice is seen in the stage "All Bets Are Off!" Instead of fighting him right away, a minimum of three mini-bosses must be defeated to battle King Dice himself.
However, this humanoid has been subjected to Rule 34 and cringy fanfiction, also sexy-ass fanart.
He is believed to be "the gayest in the land" (see his theme song Die House) and people ship him with the Devil himself, etc.
King Dice is seen in the stage "All Bets Are Off!" Instead of fighting him right away, a minimum of three mini-bosses must be defeated to battle King Dice himself.
However, this humanoid has been subjected to Rule 34 and cringy fanfiction, also sexy-ass fanart.
He is believed to be "the gayest in the land" (see his theme song Die House) and people ship him with the Devil himself, etc.
Person 1: King Dice is a cool villain, isn't he? His character design is quite spectacular.
Person 2: He is the Dr. Facilier of Cuphead
Person 1: Oh...ok?
Person 3: Let's draw some lewd fanart of him!
Person 1: He's not attractive, for God's sake!
Person 2: Ironic...
Person 4: King Dice x Devil 4eva!
Person 1: NO! STOP!
Person 2: He is the Dr. Facilier of Cuphead
Person 1: Oh...ok?
Person 3: Let's draw some lewd fanart of him!
Person 1: He's not attractive, for God's sake!
Person 2: Ironic...
Person 4: King Dice x Devil 4eva!
Person 1: NO! STOP!
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