Jim crackcorn I EYE phone

A JIM CRACKCORN I EYE PHONE IS A HALF HUMAN WHO SPENDS ALOT OF MONEY ON A BRAND

For example a JIM CRACKCORN I EYE PHONE WILL LICK THE I EYE PHONE TILL ITS NICELY MOIST THEN SET IT TO VIBRATE AND RAM IT INTO HIS ASSHOLE WHILE BANGING HIS NEIGHBOURS WALL AND SCREAMING FOR A HAIR TRANSPLANT

by 11williams11 April 5, 2021

jim bobs

perfection

jim bobs is just perfection

by meganlou April 17, 2021

Jim

A kind and funny person. Very humorous and witty. They cheer you up on a bad day.

Boy 1: Man, that guy is a humorous one, what’s his name?
Boy 2: Oh, you meant Jim? Yeah dude got good jokes!

by DaCraizzynskyj April 17, 2021

jim crowpublican

Republicans that aren't real conservatives, but seem to be holding up Jim Crow-ism highly.

He isn't a real conservative any longer. He's a racist that we call Jim Crowpublican.

by AnotherAlias May 12, 2021

Jim fisher

Jim fisher is the absolute definition of team work

Ah we jim fishered the crap outta that job.
There is no I team work... but there sure is a jim fucking fisher

by Neilbmx23 May 27, 2021

jim

As a verb: the ejaculation of any gender through sexual means or otherwise.

As a noun: slippery sauce from the depths of tartarus or the peaks of mount olympus.

“Oh jee wiz, I’m gonna jim! I’m gonna..." *jims*

by harrius mchildrowton April 25, 2021

Having-a-jim

When you have a massive break in between eating meals but pretend you have a massive appetite.

Just seen Wes having-a-jim took him 4 hours to eat a large dominos.

by MatrixwolfRN April 29, 2021