Bieber-itis

A malignant condition affecting the intelligence portion of human brains, particularly female; symptoms are child molestation, partying to awful music, and creating horrendous renditions of Justin Bieber's lackluster songs at the top of one's lungs; believed to be caused by the prepubescent voice of one Justin Bieber; irreparable damage caused to brain cells; can be temporarily relieved by male singers who can vocalize at a lower pitch than Mariah Carey.

Fangirl 1: "omgg justin is lyk hott i wanna be his shawty :) :)"
Fangirl 2: "ikr omg justin biber i luv"
Troll: "You guys are pathetic."
Fangirl 1: "OMG U PATETIHC WHOR UR JUST JELOUSS OF JUSTIN!!! GET A LIFFEEEE!!!!!!"
Fangirl 2: "u r such a pointleesss b**** justin is amazing and so hottttt and sings so beautifully ur jus jelus GTFO"
Troll: "I spy an acute case of Bieber-itis. Doctors have just found the recent cure for cases like you two...."
Fangirls 1 and 2 (in unison): "OMG LYK WHATTTT?! WHATU SAYIN B****?!?!!?!?!!?!!1!111!!111!"
Troll: "...Wanna listen to...say..."*links to decent songs*

by dragonxphoenix March 1, 2010

irish triplets

Three children born of a mother one right after another. A very derogatory term, the slur was actually a triple-whammy, implying that the Irish were more likely to bear children in quick succession because of the Catholic Church's proscription of birth control, less likely to restrain themselves from procreating, and unable to understand the proper meaning of the terms "twins" and "triplets."

While I can never call myself a triplet mom, I had three kids in a row and refer to them as Irish Triplets.

by Mary Haddalam December 15, 2008

Irish Breakfast

When two men are penetrating a female, one vaginally and one anally, while another female is providing oral sex to the first female and putting a finger in the ass of each man. All happening at the same time.

Man last night was crazy, me and Steve met of with these girls downtown and ended up having an Irish Breakfast!

by BigRowdy69 May 24, 2017

the irishman

a huge cocky asshole who thinks hes the shit just because he has delicious abdominals. ncs girls fan over him, especially lame sober ones who resemble rats and have gross hair.

"last night the irishman was being such an asshole"
"well he is henry..."

by random000000001 May 16, 2010

irish mike

An endearing name for any Irish exchange student, regardless of his or her real name. Irish Mike's are generally hard to understand, leave their trash everywhere, attract women with their accents, and are always down to drink.

Irish Exchange Student: A glee drink er araga fagen.
American Student: What the hell did Irish Mike just say?

by Mike Young November 1, 2007

Irish Rainbow Chug

The act of eating all the cereal pieces out of your lucky charms and then downing all the marshmellows at once.

Im eating lucky charms. Im going for an Irish Rainbow Chug.

by tadpoleguy September 1, 2010

Irish fire drill

The Irish fire drill is an alternate performance of the Chinese fire drill, in which one member of the traveling party exits the vehicle (while stopped at a light or in traffic), urinates, and then returns to the vehicle.

Connor: Come on guys, I really have to pee.
Sully: We're already late, just perform an Irish fire drill.
Connor: *leaves car, urinates on road shoulder, returns to car*

by TheSpaceman August 15, 2010