holosexual is a sexual orientation. a holosexual is atracted to holographic objects curently called holo. this sexual orientation was discovered by Cristine the youtuber Simplynailogical who used to do nail art and now does the best videos ever.

i am a holosexual

i am sexually atracted to holo therefore i am a holosexual

holosexual by anonymous holosexual November 3, 2019

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Hobosexual

Ho•bo•sex•u•al

A person who is unable to care for themselves but not allowed to live at home so they jump into meaningless relationships for a place to live and someone to take care of them.

Amanda doesn’t even want to be with Chris but she is a hobosexual... eventually she will find someone new to mooch off of.

Hobosexual by ItsFuckingFunny December 17, 2019

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Hobosexual

When someone is only dating or sleeping with you because they need somewhere to live they’re considered a hobosexual

“Wow you and Brandi are taking the relationship pretty fast, moving in already and all”
“Yeah well she’s a hobosexual”

Hobosexual by Fvckin.bvllshit December 17, 2019

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Holosexual

When you are attracted to holographic things like nail polish, poster boards, etc..

Have you seen Cristine from Simplynailgical’s new video?

Yeah I found out I am a holosexual!

Holosexual by Holosexualforever December 22, 2019

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