Two Handed Titties

Breasts that are cup size D or larger which would require the partner of the owner to use two hands when handling them individually.

"Dude, I fucked UP! I cheated on Sarah and she wont return my calls!."

"Who?"

"Sarah. She had two handed titties."

"Damn. You Suck."

by Walter Phillips November 19, 2011

Left handed stranger

Masturbating with your left hand if you're right handed

I was bored with normal masurbation, so I gave the left handed stranger a shot.

by I am not here May 14, 2013

Saskatoonie Handy Jay

The act of getting a handjob by someone wearing rough textured wool mittens.

Last night at the Zoo, Brad's mom gave me a Saskatoonie Handy Jay while we were sitting on the bench watching the penguins swim.

by Little BB November 23, 2013

Prince Hans

A douchebag ex-boyfriend who starts out as a kind, sweet, almost angelic guy but then ends up betraying you in the end, showcasing his true nature.

"Did you read the ending of that novel?!"
"Yeah, I can't believe her boyfriend was the killer all along! He seemed...almost perfect in the beginning!"
"I know, right? He's totally a Prince Hans!"

by linhderella June 29, 2014

2nd hand embarrassment

Someone else embarrassing the shit out of themselves, so much that you get extremely embarrassed for them.

“Did you see her dress? It’s so ugly, I literally got 2nd hand embarrassment.”

by Yoyoyoboys December 22, 2018

run hands

To start a physical altercation with another person.

Whos trying to run hands?

by Handrunner May 11, 2019

pig handle

Pig Handle, the act of a male masturbating to climax after “messy” anal sex.

I had to work my own pig handle till I came after pulling out of that nasty hoe’s poopy butthole.

by Borrachobob July 12, 2019