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Fucking Bullshit

The act of trying to procreate using that which a Bos taurus has defecated.
Person 1: DUUUUDE! Where you fucking bullshit!?
Person 2: Too right I was! A perfect answer for my Zoophilia and Coprophilia!
Person 1: Fucking hell man you're fucking minging.
by Goodolshitbringer October 30, 2019
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motherfucking fucking fuck

Among the extreme level of f-word. Is used when you want to exaggerate your statement or inquiry, and you're out of sensible words.
1. What the motherfucking fucking fuck have you done you motherfucking assrape bastard?!
2. How the motherfucking fucking fuck are you going to pay the bills now?!!
3. Get the motherfucking fucking fuck off my lawn!!
by chrno July 28, 2010
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Bed fucking

When you grab you dick and rub against your bed up and down until you cum 😉
Jason grabbed his cock and fucked the bed and thought about boys at school and imagining them fucking each other up the ass. He cumed so much that he felt dehydrated. He finished Bed Fucking
by Gaycumboy09 February 21, 2018
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could you fucking not

What you say when you strongly disagree with something that was said/done/is happening. Can be applied to persons, actions, pretty much anything that you want to emphasize against.
1." Hey Im gay, fuck me in ass please!" - Peter
"Could you fucking not, were in public, dumbass" -Me
2. *Eating some lit french fries*
*Peter comes and starts munching from your fries stash*
"Hey Peter, could you fucking not?" -Me
3. *Waking up at weekend to notice that its raining like motherfucker outside*

"Goddamn, could you fucking not" - Me
by Realest motherfucker June 29, 2016
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When one does not like a piece of fucking shit.
John: Sorry, but I drank the last of the soda.
Bob: I don't care for this fucking shit.
by gateboy6 June 10, 2013
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holy fucking shit

basically means wow that is fucking incredible how/why did he/she do that?
holy fucking shit he put his tounge in his asshole.
by napoleondynamite June 14, 2005
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no fucking way

Expression of awe, excitement, fear, or sometimes all three at once.

Also, the textbook rejection to Luke Marshall asking a girl to the movies.

See also: Holy Freakin Muffins
No fucking way, sixty-foot waves on a nudist beach?
by Luke December 26, 2004
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