fruit fags

When two homosexuals, that are too gay too function, are forced to sleep in different bedrooms because their parents are worried about what will go on at night. All they can do is dream about thier buttsecks.

Fatty and Monty, two fruit fags, talked on thier cell phones to eachother, during a sleepover, becuase they were forced to be so far apart. ):

by Jubs (: March 4, 2007

Fruesday

noun

The mythical day of the week only achieved when you wake up drunk, and can not remember what day it actually is. Therefor, the only logical answer is Fruesday.

Person 1: *Vomit - Cough* ... I'm so drunk.. what day is it?

Person 2: ...Fruesday.

by ScareCrow (STN) August 8, 2005

Frumpteenskeen

noun;
A tem used to describe overly exagerated hair.

Jenni walked into the hair salon to get a perm and walked out as a frumpteenskeen.

by klk August 25, 2006

Sexual Frustration

When someone teases you and you get aroused but you can't do anything about it.

When Grant Gustin tweets pictures of himself it makes me have sexual frustration.

by Gustin Fan November 20, 2011

fresh & fruity

When, during doggy-style copulation, the male switches from the vagaina to the rectum & back again.

Steve gave me a fresh & fruity last week, and now I have a horrible vaginal infection. OW!

by Dan February 6, 2004

Dirty Fruit

Usually a dirty fruit but it could also be in the meaning of hating one, a retarded way to call a fruit "Dirty Dan" like off of your favorite TV episode of spongebob that your quite obsessed with because you have to much time on your hands, a word that somebody is looking for out of some sort of sexuality for satisfaction, or a fun way to start a conversation of an argument with no intentions to hurt one another's feelings!

Dillon: Hey Craig
Craig: What...?
Dillon: Your a dirty fruit!
Craig:...No, your a dirty fruit!

by Mr.DirtyFruit March 27, 2009

Frusty

Frustrated amd tired at the same time

Ur always frusty wen u come home from that dead end construction job!

by AJ February 9, 2005