uhholy low-five

When walking in a line or near others, your arm accidentally dangles into the junk of another person.

Whoops! I didn't mean to give you the unholy low-five here in this DMV line. My bad.

by Duke January 22, 2003

Low Hanging Testicles

When your balls are below your knees.

You seen Johns Bollocks?
He got some Low Hanging Testicles

by bollock-tugger November 27, 2021

Low key offended

When you are inwardly offended by something minor but don't want to say you're offended and make a big deal. Sometimes you'll make a sarcastic, passive aggressive comment to express you're offended but generally you recover from being low key offended instantly after you feel it.

I was low key offended that Barbara didn't tell me she was going for a coffee.

by gbag84 November 13, 2018

all time lowe's

how you feel when you go to lowe's

my toilet broke, so i had to go to all time lowe's

by lifedeathandbeyond February 13, 2015

All Time Low

the absolute best band that has ever existed and if you havent heard/listened to them then go do it. And i dont mean just their popular stuff i mean the whole shazam. become a hustler. all 13 years of it.

all time low are the best people to ever walk the earth.

by glitteraf13 December 14, 2016

Low pro poo

When, after a huge urge to have a dump you deliver a midget turd.

I ate so much last night and yet this morning I just had a low pro poo.

by Halevi August 25, 2016

Low Slow and Easy

Best advice you can give a pilot as they are about to land a plane on a surface that isn't a runway. This is due to the fact that if you drop suddenly you can destroy the front of the plane and the faster you go, the harder it is to stop.

AirForceProud95: Change of plan, we are going to have to do a Sully and ditch in Salt Lake.
Random Steam Edition Player: Remember, Low Slow and Easy
AirForceProud95 (caption): Best advice ever

by qscftgbhujmko April 10, 2019