ass vibes

Something that does not give positive vibes.

Vibes that shall not and will not be satisfied.

Harshes the mood.

Bobby: hey dwayne did you see mike brush his teeth with no toothpaste?

Dwayne: yeah, that was ass vibes.

by @shredtheknar October 7, 2017

Ass Cow

A place of reliable and bountiful hook-up opportunities. Similar to the phrase cash cow but for sex rather than money.

Man, I've tagged 3 girls from my yoga class already. That place is definitely my ass cow.

by Timmy Tulip February 22, 2011

Sunday Ass

Irritated sphincter caused by over-active bowels due to consuming large amounts of draft beer Friday and Saturday. Usually stems from not abusing alcohol during the week, then compensating for the hiatus by binging through the weekend. Sometimes involves a hemorrhoid or two.

#1. My friend could not go mountain biking with us last week because of his Sunday Ass.

#2. Why does that bar have to have Miller Lite specials over the weekend? I end up with Sunday Ass every time I try to save a little coin.

by Benji Barker March 9, 2007

ass burn

when a very good looking woman leaves a place of buisness wearing tight jeans turns to walk out and all the employes are staring at her ass!

on a hot summer day a very good looking female turns to leave a place of buisness while all the men associates stare at her ass with out a peep from them until she leaves the door way. then they pant like dogs and talk to each other about screwing the shit out of her! we gave her ass burn on the way out!

by russ sharp January 24, 2012

Taki Ass

The painful process of dedicating after eating a fair amount of Takis Fuego Tortilla Chips. Closely related to fire shits

These Takis are worth the Taki Ass later.

by Fire pooper September 4, 2016

Slaps Ass

As in something "slaps ass". This term is used to describe something that is good.

The opposite of "fucks ass"

May be abbreviated as just "slaps"

Damn Girl, these nachos really slap ass

This song really slaps ass

by 71Jilly April 6, 2019

Ass cold

Colder than fucking cold, So cold that the wind feels like a willow switch to the ass

It's like when you go into the northern woods for a few hours to hunt. When you get back up to go home you have to look behind you and make sure your ass wasn't left behind. That is ass cold

by Ryan strap-on February 20, 2009