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Kung-Football

Kicking/using your feet to keep a ball from bouncing up off the ground and hitting you. Especially useful for if you want to have kids some day. Poor testacles :(
I used Kung-Football to protect my nards. Funny thing Kung-Fu would be invited in Asia. We have a bigger more sensitive testacle problem out west. Oh well, at least I kept my nuts. and semen. and sperm.
by Chrisssythewhite February 26, 2011
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Fantasy Football Snake

Fantasy football snakes are the lowest of the low. They are the guys who lurk on drunken team manager decisions and trick first-year players into making questionable trades, all for the betterment of their team.

Fantasy football snakes usually begin the fantasy football season strong, but shortly enough karma catches them and their team begins to dismantle until they fall just shy of playoffs.
Victim: "Hey Derrell! What do you think about this trade Yusef convinced me on? I'll give him Waller for one of his defenses and the starting kicker for the Bengals! Pretty good trade right?!"

Bystander: " Are you kidding me? That is a horrible trade. Do not take it. Geez... Yusef is such a fantasy football snake. I bet he also scopes out the waiver wire for mistaken drops."
by Hectorino November 26, 2021
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College Footballed

A football term for when an awful team (Professional, College, or High School level) allows 40+ points while simultaneously scoring less than 20 points.
A: Did you see how bad they lost?
B: Yeah, they totally got college footballed.
by Idkwuttoputhere17 November 11, 2021
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Roblox football ultras

basically football ultras but its just in a lego based game but really they are typical chavs who just wave a pyro in the air and just do random shit
roblox football ultras are so scary
theyre not that scary pete
by big fat tubby March 11, 2023
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Footballs

A Xanax offered by a street dealer in Baltimore
Y’all want some footballs? Footballs! Footballs!
by Dang247365 April 12, 2022
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thursday nights football

Liverpool are playing thursday nights football this season
by Tipicall March 16, 2024
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Football bore

A football fan who follows you to the train station and won't shut up even though you clearly don't want to hear their opinion.
by Middle aged rebel December 9, 2023
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