fart in my last pound of flour

Used to describe a very fat or extremely large person.

Wow, I wouldn't want him to fart in my last pound of flour.

by robbos4 August 31, 2008

fart twirl

The act of performing a jumping twirl while engaging in flatulence.

I did a fart twirl as I jumped off of the curb on the sidewalk.

by princess sprinkles February 23, 2010

fart pong

The art of "recycling" single fart by passing it between two people, normally whilst sleeping butt to butt.

The happy couple unwittingly played fart pong all night after an evening meal of baked beans!

by melo gelato August 3, 2010

fart-bag

A bean bag chair that has been farted into over and over and over again.

Hey throw me that fart-bag! Im tired!

by Iso-smell May 21, 2011

fart slicer

A fart slicer is another word for a G string.

"Hey sheila, are you gonna rip one right here in public?"
"No worries, you won't hear a thing i've got a fart slicer on!"

by thewetblanket March 9, 2012

fart sac

The place inside the anus where your excess farts are stored for later in use during the day.

Kyle was storing his farts in his fart sac, then Marc punched him in the stomach and Kyle proceeded to fart, releasing all the farts from his fart sac that he stored.

by FART MAN October 7, 2013

fart lasso

A fart so bad that its like someone wrapped a lasso around your neck and pulled it tight. You can't breathe.

Dude, yesterday I gave Chris the ol' fart lasso. He didn't breathe for so long he turned purple!

by Flaming Moobs December 3, 2013