cooking eggs

"When she saw me cooking eggs, she thought I was back at it."

Stunting Like my Daddy. Lil Wayne.
by g0ofy January 24, 2007
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The no eggs of 1922

in 1922 all eggs dissapeared ):
John: have you heard of the no eggs of 1922?
Geraldo: the fuck is that
John: there were no eggs in 1922
Geraldo: I don't think that's true
John: look it up on google
*John pulls a computer out of his back pocket*
Geralo: how did you do that?
John: magic
*John flies away never to be seen again*
by mr bippitywippity March 12, 2023
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Mr Egg

Paid actor:What's mr egg?
Paid actor 2:an egg.
by Jio's frend :) January 25, 2022
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Egg whiter

To joke around with
Ha ha you are such a egg whiter Kevin, you tell the best funnies!
by PixelAuug June 30, 2009
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Italian egg

Steph is being an Italian egg
by Eggieeees December 04, 2019
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pineapple eggs

WHY ARE YOU LOOKING UP "PINEAPPLE EGGS" THAT IS THE DUMBEST THING I HAVE EVER HEARD OF!!!!!!!!!!!!
pineapple eggs is eggs with pineapples inside
by pineapple eggs November 30, 2016
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Egg dildo

This is the male body part of an egg, also known as there penis.

Male eggs normally do not show there massive egg dildo, as its hidden in there egg shell.

The egg dildo is a slimy dildo, a mixture between the egg itself and yolk. The yolk causes it to be able to fit inside of anything With ease,

When eggs do show there dildo, its mostly either when they are extremly horny or when they are trying to seduce other female eggs.
Once they finally start cumming, they Will squirt out yolk. Its more sticky then normal however.
The yolk gets Made more sticky when it gets transported from there own body into there partner.
Once it reaches into the female egg a baby Will soon take from inside of the female egg.
He started to shove his egg dildo up my butt, as i moaned slightly
by The aubergine man September 14, 2020
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