A douche of extreme proportion, known to terrorize the undouched world with his/her annoying and entirely useless presence, pathetic witticisms, and overall offensiveness.
by dbag5000 May 1, 2005
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by jjmills May 5, 2007
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A douche brigade has occurred when all of the following elements are present:
A. In a single mingling group, the male to female ratio is completly unbalanced with the males dominating; AND
B. Each male is trying to "out-do" all the the others in hopes of coercing the female to engage in sex acts with him; AND
C. None of the males realize what tools they are being.
A. In a single mingling group, the male to female ratio is completly unbalanced with the males dominating; AND
B. Each male is trying to "out-do" all the the others in hopes of coercing the female to engage in sex acts with him; AND
C. None of the males realize what tools they are being.
I was talking to a lady when another male friend of mine comes and starts talking to her, then another, and another. Soon there were 6 including me, I realized I was amidst a douche brigade and I quickly stepped out of the circle. The males were like "white-on-rice" at the scent of a single female.
by Randal Smothers January 6, 2008
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by Tubzilla January 20, 2009
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The universal measurement of how much a douche/douchbag some is or is being at any given time.
The universal measurement of how much a douche/douchbag some is or is being at any given time.
by jibbarousseau May 29, 2009
Get the douchbagery mug.n: a person with douchey quailties and calling them a douche just doesnt sum it up. also could be a person of jewish religion.
by thebouncerguy May 7, 2010
Get the douche kanoosh mug.a cleverly deceiving type of douchebag that by all outward appearances seems normal, but do not be fooled this type of douchebag has had years to mask his douchiness. When this type of douchebag encounters other douchebags they tend to display douchey behavior.
I never in suspected that Chad was a douche in sheep's clothing, but look at him over there with those douchebags talking about the lastest Ed Hardy shirts and new pokemon games.
by pendergastastic September 8, 2010
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