Donkey Dong

Donkey Dong aka DD (Noun): A penis that is very skinny but VERY HAIRY!! Hairy to the point to where it looks like you have a dog dick that's HAIRY like donkey kong.

EWW! You have a donkey dong!! I ain't fuckin any more!

by Devneesssss July 23, 2017

blue ding dong

A combination of NOS energy drink, bananas, the most intense protein powder available at your local GNC, all blended together in a blender. The bananas hide the disgusting taste of the protein mix. Best made between the hours of 1AM and 4AM

Matt Cain made some crazy blue ding dong. He doesn't remember anything from that day.

by zatch123 April 21, 2008

ding dong ditcher

1.a man who undergoes surgery to change his gender

2.a lesbian

ex.1.i heard that sam became a ding dong ditcher and now he goes by samantha

ex.2.i heard after kelly's boyfriend dumped her she became a ding dong ditcher and is now hitting on other chicks

by Dr.Eww April 21, 2009

flogging your dong

Beating your meat/wanking off
George Carlin

Ernie: What time is Fred?
Fred: Time for me to sleep and you to flog your dong!

by cuche February 13, 2005

Ding dong, yo

A declarative statement of affirmation, usually used when putting down sucker MC's and wack ass busters.

"That was some cold shit. Ding dong, yo."

by daboz February 2, 2004

Ding-Dong Ditch

ding-dong ditch: a verb. This applies to when a woman has sexual relations with a man and then no longer desires any sort of further interaction with the person.

Woman I: Hey, what ever happened to that guy that you met at the bar?

Woman II: Oh, that dude? I ding-dong ditched him. I don't have time for that shit.

by Tomorrow Call July 28, 2010

king kong dong

the other day i fell on my penis while i got a boner and it swelled up into this monster. i called it king kong dong because it was so big. my mom laughed at me.

King Kong Dong wishes for you to pet him with your tongue. and feet. at the same time.

by Uncle Jesse's Left Nut October 14, 2003