Eww they dirty Douglas
by Bl_lxnny February 09, 2020
The act of putting Jif peanut butter on your balls and getting your pet armadillo to lick it off after heating the peanut butter to 450 degrees Celsius
by MelonSkinBalls April 20, 2022
When a girl is riding/fucking her boyfriend on the couch while they watch National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation and her dog starts to lick her ass.
by DirdieBirdie December 06, 2016
by Everyone’s collective mom April 16, 2020
by Jackiegreen420 April 14, 2020
A devious sexual act where a girl tricks a man into having sex with her while she's on her period, then later sucks her own blood off his dick.
Bro, my bitch Dez tricked me into having sex with her while she was spouting blood, then she gave me a Dirty Vampire!
by Iknowsomeonethatdidthis January 11, 2012
friend: My pants dropped and everyone could see my dirty marcus
friend: Woah look at that dirty marcus
friend: Woah look at that dirty marcus
by marcus lemire June 07, 2020