Pippi Dildo

When you're a majestic faggot who drinks Svedka, smoke twistes, and pass out on the floor. You are also the king of the faggots.

His name is Pippi Dildo and he's is king of the faggots

by WAT1111 December 12, 2021

Dildo Nick

A man who talks about dildos

Dildo Nick really brought it up

by HG99 May 15, 2021

Dildo Palette

A small flat object (a book, a piece of wood, etc) that an individual places their dildos on so they can all be carried at once. Typically seen in use by camgirls so they can use an assortment of dildos and then put them away after streaming. Similar to a painter using a palette to keep their paints readily available without needing to move away from their workspace.

I carry dildos with my Neon Genesis Evangelion artbook, it's my dildo palette.

by LoserBasementVirgin2099 October 17, 2021

Dildo

A tool used to make tacos better

I used a dildo to help make tacos faster

by DurkaDurk23145876 January 27, 2021

Diarrhea Dildo

When you freeze diarrhea in a silicone dildo tray and fuck yourself with it.

Alex: My ex stole my sex toys when he left so I had to make a diarrhea dildo last night.
Kyle: Can I use it after?

by sara da terra March 5, 2024

ghost dildo

when you sit down and there is a sudden breeze and vibration in your ass

guy1:ohhhh
guy2:what is it?
guy1:i just got a ghost dildo
guy2:no way!

by normal brownies November 4, 2022

Dildo

You jam a chunk of plastic in your hole you idiot.

Hym "Women will fuck a dildo and then throw a party with all their friends about it. What are those called? Something-passion party? The pyramid scheme? This is why nobody give a shit about rape."

by Hym Iam July 28, 2024