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drunk remoting

The insatiable urge while being intoxicated to watch DVDs or TiVo'd shows and pause, rewind, and comment again and again about the program being watched. Drunk remoters may pause and rewind to ask others WTF is going on in the plot, point out background locations they've visited on vacations, watch scenes over and over again that only they find amusing, spend ten minutes to find the exact frame where a punch misses someone's face, or generally distract everyone else in the room from an otherwise interesting storyline.
(rips remote out of hand) Give me that thing! I'm tired of you drunk remoting. I just want to watch the movie.

Friends who want to stay friends don't drunk remote.
by amarantha10 June 3, 2007
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drunkcident

an accident that happens when you are drunk. often comes in the form of a huge mistake.
jacob: dude, i boned the snot out of lexi
andy: J, man ain't that bitch pushing 300 lbs
jacob: i'm just joking, i didn't fuck her
andy: you're lying! you did
jacob: did not
andy: did to!
jacob: man fuck you, i'm sick of playing these childish games
andy: just admit it. you got drunk and stuck your knife up in that bitch's country crotch.
jacob: alright, but don't tell anyone. it was a drunkcident.
by mride123456 February 17, 2008
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Drunkard's Dozen

One less beer than a proper dozen. This allows any good drunkard to drink one beer from a 12-pack and still show up to the party, guilt-free. This will not keep his mates from resenting him, however.
"That cheap dick, Roger, showed up with a drunkard's dozen. 11 beers: Some fucking birthday present."
by Robot Loves Zombie November 26, 2009
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drunk sweats

The feverish sensation that causes you to perspire after you've drank too much and start to feel nauseous.
How's Fred doing? He drank a lot of tequila tonight.

Not good. He had the drunk sweats so I put a trash can in front of his bed because I think he's about to hurl.
by nyaaron September 12, 2010
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drunk card

being justified the next morning after doing something stupid while under the influence of alcohol.
Mike: Did you smash Vinny last night?

Angelina: i would never touch him but since i was drunk unfortunately he got it in

Mo: that bitch need to stop playing the drunk card
by moe1888 October 20, 2010
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drunk ultimatum

(noun)
A demand made in a state of inebriation or non-sobriety whose compliance must be fulfilled within a set period of time or else a conditional threat will be enacted until the demand is met.
We were going to leave Royal Exchange until a shit faced Googs made a drunk ultimatum.
"I'mm nnnot l-leaving untillll I mmake out with that girl or that girl!"- Googs
by Green Balls November 22, 2010
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drunk like a chola

when you start acting gangsterific while you are intoxicated
Dang Cassie be acting drunk like a chola! she kept trying to call her sexy cholo!
by SEXY NURSE DTS May 28, 2011
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