liquid diversion

a tosser on xbox live, who enjoys insulting yanks and female xbox players

dude stop being a liquid diversion

by leeds scum August 28, 2007

Docker Diver

A docker diver is someone who cannot keep their hands out of the ashtray and is constantly searching for another docker-fresh hit.

"That dude with the afro is such a docker diver, i saw him smoke 3 dockers in a row the other day"

by mr_tong May 3, 2010

crotch diver

Those who indulge themselves in others crotches..

Southern version of a lesbo..

dude this place is full of fudge packers and crotch divers..

by babybrd December 9, 2010

Floor Diver

One who has a tendency to get drunk of a small amount of alcohol...mainly four lokos. Then once full blown unexplainably drunk--spills, falls, and does ridiculous activities with little or no use of their body. All eventually leading them to fall to the floor covered in alcohol, food, trash or whatever else is in there way. These floor divers also enjoy talking shit to whoever they can at the party or on the street.

Joe we knew you shouldn't have drank those four lokos. You've been an expert Floor Diver all night.

by shredder141 September 30, 2010

taco dive

the female version of a tea bag.

Hey Denise, I dare you to go taco dive on Justin's food.

by say WHAAAT?! February 26, 2011

Dolphine Dive

Is a way to jump and land on the front. First used in Call of duty: Black ops. It's a gamer expression

Guy1 : Can you dropshot in Black Ops?
Guy2 : No, you dolphine dive instad
Guy1 : That sucks

by SunsetWings April 28, 2011

squirrel dive

when you run into a room, leap, spread out your limbs like a flying squirrel and belly flop as you take up the whole bed.

Most of the time this is done while the bed is being occupied. Waking the victim in their once peaceful slumber and possibly digging an elbow into their side in the process.

If you are a sibling you are probably very familiar with this move, not only used to annoy one another but I'm sure it is also practiced in hotel rooms when siblings are jumping from bed to bed.

On Christmas my little brother was so excited to open presents that he squirrel dived me at 8 in the morning.

by B00gle December 16, 2011