Crusty

Used to describe someone or something that is generally bad or unattractive. Can also be used as just a noun("crust"). If you wish to use crusty in a neutral way, say "crunchy"--- for a good way say "crispy". Use crusty with rhyming words to emphasize a point.

"OMG this ugly hoe just cut in front of me in the McDonalds line... crustyyyyyy. "
"Boi, get you and yo crusty, dusty, musty Crocs outta here!"

by whyevenFightme March 20, 2016

Crusty Cliff

When you jizz on a person's eye amd let it dry

I gave her a crusty cliff lastnight.

by Jazz418 February 9, 2021

Crusty Crouch

A sexual act of cumming on a woman's vagina she then let's it get flakey you then lay on a bed as she squats over your face. The woman then shakes her hips letting cum flakes gracefully land on your face.

Last night my wife crusty crouched me it was a team effort but the reward was a crusty face

by UwU crust July 20, 2019

Crusty

When something is raunchy, gross, or cringe-worthy to any degree.

Me: Bro, I just saw the lunch lady picking her butt like ten seconds before she fixed you your plate.

Friend: "Seriously? That's crusty!"

by Squidward's little brother December 3, 2016

crusty musty

before having anal sex the female shits herself letting the poop crust, making it harder and more musty sex, after ejecting it thaws the shit soft and making the penetration for another round more soft and warm.

are we having a crusty musty

by daddylong licker March 11, 2025

crusty corns

the nasty bunched up things on the side of your big toe.

Dont put them nasty crusty corns on me!

by Vannessa July 19, 2008

Crusty Rio

Noun,. After having vigerous sexual intercourse the male ejaculates onto the hair of his partner and begins massaging his semen into her hair until it starts to become sticky he then fluffs the hair upward and outward repeatedly until it dries into a Rio Carnival style headdress. When done with love it can be very attractive, but if done with malice it is a tangled mess.

(1)"Jess, your hair is devine... who did it." "Thanks Jodie, Brad gave me a Crusty Rio!"
(2)"What happened to your head, did Jim give you a Crusty Rio?!?"

by Whiteeyebrows November 26, 2011