Animal Crack

Addict's term for the video game "Animal Crossing" or its sequel, "Animal Crossing: Wild World".

Derived from the compulsion to dedicate inordinate amounts of time to one or more of the game's voluntary missions: making friends, writing them letters and sending them ugly clothes, expanding your house, paying off your mortgage and expanding your house again, collecting all the furniture in a set, fishing, donating fossils to the museum, building a second town, planting fruit trees, getting iglooed, hitting unwanted neighbors with a butterfly net...

Mel: Gotta play Animal Crack. Haven't seen the exotic bed yet.

Robb: Or, you could go to work.

by mgdu February 22, 2008

crack the clam

To penetrate a vagina.

Trixie is recruited into the caper as bait, and who wouldn't want to crack the clam of that hot mama?

by The Amazing AO August 22, 2008

crack a joke

A Philadelphia Area expression, used by residents in the Great Philadelphia area meaning rolling a blunt of weed and then smoking it

Person 1- "I'm bout to stop at the In & Out to grab a dutch."
Person 2- "What you 'bout to do, crack a joke?"
Person 1- "Yeah, I got that good good."

by norristude March 21, 2014

Crack Attack

When your ass crack itches badly

Man, Jeremy over there scratchin his ass. He must be having a crack attack

by _WonderBoy_ January 15, 2015

crack pepper

Seasoning composed of Ground or chopped pubes. Add to pasta for a good afternoon snack.

My pasta was a bit bland so I spiced it up with some crack pepper.

by OGBirdman69 September 20, 2013

crack back

1. (noun) The white or gray film that forms on the inside of a glass dick after smoking crystal meth.

2. (verb) The act of "melting" the aforementioned film off of the glass dick while inhaling the resulting smoke in an attempt to get high after you've smoked all your d.

3. (verb) The action and reaction of recrystalization of crystal meth when melted completely and then cooled.

Look at all the crack back on the inside of this pipe! Someone must have smoked a teener to their dome.

My roomate smoked the rest of my shabs and now I'm stuck cracking back!

I can't believe this shit is good! It's actually cracked back!

by Shabarella July 10, 2005

Crack Ass

The unconfortable feeling that one gets after not wiping ones bum properly. It is usually exagerated if the downstairs area then gets sweaty from walking or exercise.

"Man! Walking up this hill has given me a bad case of crack ass"

by sefff October 20, 2008