corn rolls

Hairstyle, more commonly referred to as "cornrows"

Most notably worn by NBA basketballer Allen Iverson, before he decided to cut his cornrolls preceeding the 2009 NBA Allstar Weekend

Actually a type of breakfast cereal

Ruslan - AI cuts his corn rolls ... time for a change

Kumo - How did the corn rolls taste?

by spree43 November 17, 2009

Corn Rolled

another word for beating owning pwning someone.

Q: how did you do in the game tonight?
A: man i corn rolled so many people

by bufo101 September 23, 2008

Corn Cob

Genital Warts to the extreme where the warts cover the entire shaft of the penis giving it the look of a piece of corn on the cob. When the person with the Corn Cob decides to rape somebody, since he's not getting any with a Corn Cob, the warts all pop in a disgusting mess.

Woman 1: I found this hot guy at the bar yesterday.
Woman 2: Oooh did you sleep with him?
Woman 1: I was, but when he took off his pants, he had genital warts all over his cock.
Woman 2: Ew that guy had a Corn Cob!

by idiotwithacomputer May 29, 2013

Corn Monkey

A Nebraska sports fan that is obsessed with either University of Nebraska sports or the College Baseball World Series. They often take being a Husker fan to the extreame by wearing corn hats and constantly talking about why Nebraska is better then other teams. They are frequently in denial about the state of Nebraska's football team. They may also adopt a random team for the College Baseball World Series in Omaha. They feel that Texans are an inferior race and that the Big 12 should be abolished.

Two corn monkeys sat behind me at last nights football game and talked the entire time about how Nebraska doesn't get enough respect in the Big 12.

by Glenden June 15, 2010

Corn Catcher

The act of piercing the anus to catch corn from your brown matter

"I got to go home and clean my corn catcher before it gets just and i get clogged up" Said Jessica Simpson

by AaronCKKJ May 13, 2005

Corn-railed

While the obvious definition comes to mind, corn-railed really is a useful to describe many conditions of the human experience. While lesser minds tend to follow the path of the Corn Hole, the more enlightened audience finds many ways to incorporate this noun, verb, adjective:

"... man, I went to the bar last night and got corn-railed!"; "...first she punched him in the face and then corn-railed him in the nuts"; "after working the last 14 days in a row, I'm corn-railed"; and, maybe the least creative,"Mike got corn-railed his first night in the big-house...ouch!"

by goosfahvrah February 25, 2010

corn smut

Taped pornography of anal sex involving corn cobs.

i was such a naughty girl, i let Miguel corn smut me all night long

by corndoggerwith June 13, 2011