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Spider cop

"Those fucken spider cops always got me caught from lyin!"
by Evrtt November 23, 2016
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Cop

(Noun)

1. Someone who talks shit about people behind their back, but acts entirely normal and/or friendly towards those people. Similar to how an undercover cop would act around people they plan to bust.

2. Someone who is naturally two-faced, but is completely oblivious to it.

Similar to:
- narc
- snitch
PERSON 1: So Joey was talking shit about you behind your back.
PERSON 2: I could see that. He was saying some shit about you a couple days ago too.
PERSON 3: Yeah Joey's a total cop. Someone should tell him.
by Richard Mahogany March 31, 2020
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w cop

Garza shiracona
I like to w crims because I am a w cop
by Wibbywobby69 December 18, 2023
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cops

dicks, dont trust them. anyway acab
o crap, the cops are here! run!
by acab_bitch October 9, 2020
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Optimism Cop

A person who has a negative or hostile attitude towards anything that isn't 100% positivity. These kinds of people have the good vibes only mindset & expect everything to go perfectly 100% of the time to their taste. If something should go wrong, they have a hostile mentality towards it.
When I expressed how I felt to the Optimism Cop, he told me not to "be negative".
by Rill GiktokExcelticus September 12, 2021
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cop

a sub human who couldn't get a job as a gym teacher because they're either too stupid or too much of a prick (or both)
This cop truly is a worthless prick
by sdklfjsklrgnklsg January 23, 2024
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