Melvin Cooper

A Truly Outstanding Knob Slobber , and professional dishwasher; a true necessity in the kitchen! Best housewife anyone could ever ask for.

“Damn bro, ain’t nobody been slobbin me up lately, i need me a Melvin Cooper!”

by longshlongxxXdong April 6, 2021

Cooper

The guy everyone has to meet; everyone must meet Cooper once in their life.

"Hey dude, did you meet Cooper?"
"wtf are you talking about?"
"Did you meet Cooper?"
"Dude, stop talking to me!"
"Meet Cooper."

by rolling-on-the-floor-giggling May 10, 2023

Cooper

The absolute best nephew to be had, Cooper lights up every space he walks in to. Count on him to always have the best jokes, and even better hugs. He can sometimes be mistaken for Leo DiCaprio. Usually seen with a gorgeous girl on his arm, a dark haired sparkly-eyed angel, and sometimes a yellow lab in tow, who may or may not behave. If you see him with his aunt, just know, she’s a little on the kooky side, but he loves her. Cooper is a very very loved guy, and you’re extremely lucky if he loves you back.

Man, that Cooper is a good time!

by Linz7693 March 26, 2024

jye cooper

Is a weirdo who lives by the sea

Jye Cooper is a weirdo

by Lisa’s May 17, 2018

Cooper Pedler

Simp for a discord user named C0w

Cooper Pedler: c0w is so hot, I think about her all the time
Guy 2: Shut the fuck up simp

by C0W lover 69 November 22, 2021

Cooper Rusak

Great guy all around

Cooper Rusak has a big penis

by Price456 November 30, 2022

Cooper T

Cooper T is a dick and nobody likes him. He has no shape and is virtually called a y-axis as he has no bottom. If you know a Cooper RUN! They belong to courts but are also allergic to the courts and guys his age.

Cooper T pisses my presence off!

by kfcemployer July 1, 2024