Commander Cain

One badass mother fucker who keeps the party crackin all night long.

You see that guy pulling a Commander Cain at the party last night?

by Blaze March 5, 2004

Commander John

Someone who spends too much time on the toilet.

Are you still in there?...OMG...what is taking you so long, Commander John?

by KoDeCKS April 2, 2009

Commafreak

A person, that feels the need, to, place an unusual amount, of commas in a sentence, in an attempt to clarify its, structure.

"However, despite the previously established fact, it can be concluded that, although there is no real evidence, it is not clear as to whether it is, or isn't so."

Aya: Kees you're such a commafreak!

by KP91 April 17, 2011

Commacaust

The commacaust is a hypothetical situation consisting of the world's grammar Nazi's rising up and taking action to avoid fuhrer misspellings. Anyone who misspells anything such as how further is misspelled as fuhrer for comedic effect one line up will be executed. The Commacaust can also be used to attack one whom the person believes to be a grammar Nazi, for example "oh god the commacaust is starting!!!"

"he was the one who I most cared for"
"don't you mean whom"
"OH GOD THE COMMACAUST IS STARTING"

by mr awesome1212121 November 27, 2012

commandbra

Going commando up top. Not wearing a bra in public.

Can you believe Julia went commandbra last night?! I could see everything.

by Thebestpeopleever February 2, 2014

command-om

when you go commando to yoga but don't have to worry about anyone finding out the hard way while you're in down dog

"At first I was worried about going command-om to my CorePower Yoga class but then I remembered I wasn't wearing those recalled see thru Lululemons."

by yogabb January 23, 2018

Commando Thursday

The act of not wearing undergarments every Thursday!

She is wearing a skirt on Commando Thursday? Good for her.

by ProfessorLobot August 31, 2018