Diet Coke

A substitute for crack cocaine; gets you just as normal cocaine, but healthier.

No, I don’t do that shit, I only do Diet Coke.

by You mother is gay April 08, 2018

Diet Coke

A wonderful beverage to be accompanied with any meal. Now, in recent times there a numerous flavors of first cokes such as Blood Orange and Ginger Lime to name a few.

If Jimmy buys 16 cases of Diet Coke with 12 cans per case, how many calories are within all the cans? NONE BECAUSE DIET COKE HAS ZERO CALORIES

by non-caring blurryface August 24, 2018

Diet coke

Dog shit mixed with water without sugar.

McDonalds employeet: fucking order
Fat man: i wanna have some diet coke
McDonalds employee: fuck you

by joe mama33 69 December 31, 2020

Diet Coke

Term for someone that identifies as LGBTQ+, but is fake as fuck.

Comes off the urban term being called "Sweet" for someone that is gay or identifies in the LGBTQ+ community and comes from the fact that sweetener in Diet Coke is fake sugar.

Don't pretend to care about me and like me you diet coke.

Omg I can't stand Jeff, he is such a fake queen, he's a fucking diet coke.

Gender nonconforming example: Alex acts like they understand racial disparities but they really just trying to show face. They're a diet coke.

by Tata94$$ April 20, 2021

Diet Coke

Synonym for adderall.

Millennial: Hey dude I have a big exam tomorrow do you have Diet Coke?
Gen Z: Yeah bro I just got a new prescription.

by Xx_zer0c00l_xX January 19, 2020

Diet Coke

A diet drink with approx. the same amount of calories as a round of jizz

Yo can you pass the diet coke?

by Kyomithewolf January 06, 2020

Coke Snob

1. A cola tyrant with a delusional admiration for Coca Cola who subjects friends, family, and servers to their superficial, superior cola standards.

2. Someone who makes a scene when asked if Pepsi is okay at a restaurant.

Karen was such a Coke Snob when the server told her the restaurant served Pepsi.

by anon_1898 May 23, 2019