Highs Closed

When you’re high out ya mind and your eyes are just like... glued shut.

“Broo i think that edible kicked in... my highs closed, and I can’t get them open.”

*Friend saying some shit*
Waoh stop. Repeat what you just said. My highs closed and I’m trying to squeeze my butt cheeks together both one at a time and simultaneously.

*Midnight McDonlads Run*

Drive Thru worker: highs closed

You: highs closed

by tap-dncr22 April 5, 2019

Clit Clogging

Its like blue balling but for females

Dude 1: Yeo bro I just clit clogged Jazmine bro Dude 2: Clit clogging?... fuck is that Dude 1: Nigga its like blue balling Dude 2: Ohhhh I get it I be clit clogging my sister Dude 1: Nigga what!?!?!?!?!?!?!

by WormNibbaSupreme April 9, 2019

Drain Clog

A drain clog is the action of not being able to poop because of the build-up of excess lube that dried up.

Man I should go to the doctor to have him look at my drain clog

by DancingPot June 9, 2019

log clog

When excrement blocks the bathroom toilet.

There was a serious log clog for which I needed a plumber asap!

by Ereck Flowers May 3, 2019

The closer

When you beat your dick with one hand and finish fast and quick with the other.

Whenever I jerkoff I always finish with the closer.

by Rmacmarlboroman September 18, 2020

Cat Close

The point at which a door is almost closed, but there is just enough space for a cat to get through, usually done intentionally as to not lock a cat out of a room.

"Can you please Cat Close the door when you leave my room? I want some privacy, but I don't want to lock the cat out."

by Honk on YT November 8, 2020

teeth cloggers

A Slang term used by stoners after they have a spliff and get the munchies for Cheetos, Wotsits or Cheeseballs.

Person 1: What are these things bro they’re clogging my teeth?

Person 2: They’re teeth cloggers!

by onecoolasguy February 2, 2021