Cheese

Something uncircumcised people have because they have a turtle dick the weird cunts.

You uncircumcised dirty bastard with cheese on ur dick. Also a turtle dick

by English are trannys December 13, 2021

heeby cheebs

marijuana

You got any heebey cheebs?

by Joe October 6, 2003

Cottage Cheeks

When the surface of a rear end (usually female) is dimpled and uneven with cellulite so that it resembles cottage cheese.

1: Wow, that girl is really hot.
2: Yea.. But wait until she turns around.
1: ..Oh, cottage cheeks

by Mister A. February 11, 2009

Nut-cheeks

The outside edges of a male's scrotum.

"Gerald was slapped in his nut-cheeks and was incapacitated for nearly 7 minutes."

"Craig could feel that his nut-cheeks were swollen after Betty had teased him for hours; yet he couldn't manage to seal the deal."

by J-Floz April 8, 2010

koma cheese

Put it simply, its a sarcastic way of saying that I'm lonely af. Koma cheese was mentioned in the anime called Oregairu 2 (My Teen Romantic Comedy: SNAFU - Season 2) by Iroha Isshiki as "eating away your loneliness" in a slightly funny way.

Paul: What were you doing on Valentine's Day?
Pebble: I was eating koma cheese. LOL

by pebtionary March 6, 2017

Some cheese

When something is absolute bull**** and dosent make sense of how it happened.

You: "well bro she was calling me daddy over Snapchat and telling me to cuddle with her. But then when I was with her she wouldn't even let a n**** get a peck before I left"
Bro: "damn man that's some cheese"

by Themaster696969 July 17, 2017

what's that got to do with the price of cheese in China

The phrase is used to mean “How is this relevant to the conversation?”, especially if a person seems to be actively avoiding the topic being discussed.

Me: Hey, do you have that $20 bucks you owe me.

Him: Hey, have you seen the movie Hot Tub Time Machine yet?.

Me: What's that got to do with the price of cheese in China?

by Hotlava3 April 6, 2010