Bag Check

when a man manually assesses the adequacy of his manhood before he makes a life altering decision.

"F'n A man, you better do a bag check before you decide to jump out of this plane."

by Bouwerij_Jongen September 19, 2016

Fap Check

A Fap Check is an event initiated by a random roommate to catch their fellow roommates in the act of fapping. An alarm is sounded that signals the start of the Fap Check.

ALERT! ALERT! THIS IS A FAP CHECK! HANDS ABOVE THE COVERS AND STEP AWAY FROM ANY ELECTRONIC DEVICES! THIS IS A FAP CHECK!

by Koltov&Hordie August 21, 2016

Kirb Check

To see if the kirb (or parking stopper) is still there while you are driving in a parking lot or are parking (must have friends or Family with you) with your car/truck using your tires.

You must call it right before or after it happens !Kirb Check!

It's Classic driving.

You are driving a little to fast right before you hit the kirb or parking stopper !KIRB CHECK! Yep it's still there :)

by Iria bubblegum popper October 9, 2012

Facebook Check

noun/verb: to inspect the Facebook profile of a potential boyfriend, girlfriend, random hookup to see if he/she is in a relationship before proceeding to make advances. This is done to avoid socially making an ass of oneself. Danger: Sometimes, Facebook Checking may open the door for a Facebook Stalker.This is also done to see if the desired person is loose or stuck up.

"I'm glad I decided to Facebook Check that girl I met at the rave last night. Turns out she's a real ho."

"I know a guy that facebook checked a girl he was in love with, now he's a full blown Facebook Stalker."

" That guy from our school I did the Facebook Check on has had like 50 STDs in the past month or so."

by nscc08 December 26, 2011

Mex Check

The act of checking the environment surrounding ones self for Latin Americans before saying something that can be interpreted as a racial comment

*Want to hear a joke about a benner*
*wait lets do a quick mex check*
*looks around for any mexicans*
*so whats the punchline*

by Timmy Thong November 7, 2011

Smog check

When you're tossing someone's salad and they toot in your mouth

I was eating Karen's butthole and

she gave a smog check.

by Jackee1134 June 17, 2018

dot check

When a girl is on her period and asks another girl to check if she has a dot on her pants.

"Hey, can you do a dot check on me?"
Girl friend checks out friend's butt for a period stain.

by Samurai00768 June 30, 2018