Head Cancer

Also affectionately known as Courtneyitis. It tends to slow your thinking process and is also 2 words. It also makes you more suseptable to problems with speach.

Hye man I gots that Cancer of Head that you been talkin' bout.

by Someperson October 10, 2003

caught the cancer

one doesn't 'catch' cancer, it just kind of comes around! plus, there are hundreds of cancers, not just one! ie: WHICH cancer? -to say 'the' cancer, is delightfully ignorant!!

wheres' jon been? -didn't you hear? he caught the cancer!
what kind?, i don't know!, just 'the' cancer! -must have been gut cancer, he used to eat a lot of shit sandwiches!!

by michael foolsley November 25, 2009

CancerVsSuicide

He is so inferior to Bubbleman, that it's laughable. Known to masturbate a considerable amount because he'll never get a girlfriend.

CancerVsSuicide is taking way too long to set up his NES review website.

by Bubbleman January 28, 2003

canned reebals

reebals in a can they are not very desirable.

eew canned reebals are gross.

by chad cooper May 2, 2008

Canker Cleaner

After recieving a B.O Job, you take your salty/sweaty dick and stick it into the girls mouth. This move cannot be done unless first recieving a B.O Job.

Me: Man, my girl was complaing about a having a canker, so i did her a favour, and cleaned that fucker!

Friends: Thats gnarly bro, your the first person i know who has given a Canker Cleaner!

by Johnyboy Sexton February 4, 2009

Cancerlicious

A fucking good cigarette......

MMMMM that smoke was cancerlicious.....

by Pimp'in Duck September 30, 2010

Cancer Baby

Tumors that develop in the cervix/ uterus

Guy #1 - Yo you look bummed out, didn't you get any last night?
Guy #2 - Nah man...Trish just got out the hospital, she was having her Cancer Baby removed.
Guy #1 - Shitty bro

by YoNipMao September 27, 2012